“Assalam Aleikum and there are no problems!”

Everything you need to know early in the morning of October 3

Good morning!

Didn't get enough sleep? I want to back into the crib? Here's a bed for you:

On the website of the St. Petersburg factory, a crib was discovered in the form of a Buk missile installation https://t.co/9otcwtwsv6 pic.twitter.com/xdpy19fbfa

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Such funny pieces are produced by the St. Petersburg factory “Creative children's furniture” Carobus. The director of the enterprise does not see “nothing abnormal” in such a crib: “Someone becomes a doctor, someone with a baker, and someone is a warrior,” he explained to Fontanka.

As for the real “beech” , but the news is:

• Sergey Lavrov on Friday in an interview with “BBC” in response to the question, does he consider it necessary to apologize for the Boeing shot down over Donetsk, said : “To apologize for what?”
• The Ambassador of the Netherlands is called to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation: he will be clarified by the reasons for the rejection by the Russian side of the work methods of the international group.
• Australia Foreign Minister Julia Bishop said that the list of suspects in involvement in the Boeing crash will be approved by the beginning of 2017.

The main Russian weekend event is an attack on the synagogue in Moscow . On Saturday evening, a middle -aged man came there with a traumatic pistol and a canister. He wounded the guard and was detained. A criminal case was opened under the article “Hooliganism” (which caused indignation in the Jewish community), and the attacker (which, according to some reports, suffers from schizophrenia) was put in a psychiatric hospital. Thus began 5777 from the creation of the world.

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There were no more events, but there were many high -profile statements :

• The Minister of Agriculture of the Russian Federation, Alexander Tkachev, finally explained that Kuban farmers needed to make a tractor campaign to the Kremlin: “80% of those who are behind these persons - those who want noise at any cost, are interested in more land without rights, without ships, contrary to everything, just take and assign.”
• The head of Chechnya Ramzan Kadyrov, according to Novaya Gazeta , proposed the right method of combating drug addiction in the republic: “Those who in the Chechen Republic violate peace, shoot to the damn mother. There is nothing matter - the law, not the law ... they understand? Assalam aleicum and there are no problems!” This is the law! ” When they quoted all this, the prosecutor of the Republic of Sharpuddi Abdul-Kadyrov explained the words of Ramzan Kadyrov as follows: “The head of the republic is not a practicing lawyer, and only this explains the errors in some of his statements.”
• In the doctoral dissertation of the Minister of Culture of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Medinsky was discovered, among others, such a passage : “As you know, the Orthodox believers were written in Russian, so it was easy to understand their contents. The Catholics and Protestants had a different situation. They had a scripture in Latin, which the ordinary believers did not know.” In response to a perplexed rumble that rose in the circles of the intelligentsia, Medinsky said that doubts about the scientific value of his dissertation and the possible imprisonment of the Doctor of Historical Sciences is a return in the days of the USSR, “when unanimity dominated”. Martin Luther cried quietly in the corner.

In the self -proclaimed DPR and LPR, the primaries passed , and people, according to the separatists, actively voted. Kyiv said that no primaries by the Minsk agreements are provided. The “LPR” may lose the “representative office” in the Czech Republic, which it is so proud of: the court in the Ostravy will demand that the club by interests, calling itself “representation”, ceased to call himself that.

On Saturday, Syrian human rights activists said that the army of Assad, with the support of the Russian military, was destroyed by one of the largest hospitals in the Aleppo area controlled by the opposition. On Sunday, the battles in the vicinity of Aleppo continued . The head of the British Foreign Ministry Boris Johnson said that by his actions in Syria, Russia is turning itself into a rogue country. The representative of the State Department Mark Touniner said that the United States is considering the introduction of new sanctions against Russia in connection with its actions in Syria. A lot of noise was made to decipher the audio recording of the conversation of US Secretary of State John Kerry and representatives of several organizations of the Syrian opposition, which took place behind closed doors. It was published by The New York Times. In a conversation, Kerry admitted that “the Russians replayed it” and expressed regret in connection with the too soft position of President Obama on the issue of US military participation in the Syrian conflict.

Even more noise rose from another publication of The New York Times : it stated that the US presidential candidate from the Republican Party Donald Trump in 1995 declared losses of more than $ 900 million, after which he used significant tax benefits for 18 years. Trump is the first US presidential candidate since 1972, who refused to disclose his tax history. Trump's associates claim that his ability to move away from taxes is a sure sign of genius.

A referendum in Hungary on the issue of migration quotas of the European Union, apparently, did not take place due to a low turnout . Of those who took part in the referendum, 95% spoke out against the reception of migrants. The Hungarian opposition called for the boycott of the referendum.

British Prime Minister Teresa May promised to apply for exit from the European Union no later than March 2017. Prior to that, it will suspend the rule of the EU legal norms over national.

The United States has lost control of the Internet infrastructure on Saturday: on October 1, the contract has expired between the US Department of Trade and the Domain Names and IP Administration Corporation (ICANN). The distribution of domain names passed into the private sector.

In Moscow today , the court begins in the case of the murder of Boris Nemtsov . There are no alleged customers and organizers of the crime in the bench.

Well, Nobel Week! Today the winner of the Prize in Physiology and Medicine will be announced.

And we will start three links with the economy - before the announcement of the laureate of the Swedish National Bank Prize for at least a week:

• An excerpt from the book of political scientist Mark Kassella on how governments are privatized. Two cases are considered: privatization in the United States during the Great Depression and the activities of the department for custody of state property of Germany, created after the fall of the Berlin wall to privatize the economic assets of East Germany. Very instructive.
• What do you know about Nikolai Punina - well, besides the fact that he was the husband of Akhmatova? Surely it seems to you a progressive leftist and theorist of the avant -garde. Read the article on his work “Against civilization”. It will not seem a little.
• And now something lightweight as a reward: “When Lazarus was judged for the murder of a person, he was not sentenced to death, because they considered that such a punishment would lead to the death of the innocent - his (Siamese) brother John.” A good story about participants in different freaks shows: four-legged women, a lobster boy and a man-man.

Look for links about a more urgent in the mobile application “Pulse of Time” . All Mastrides will inevitably be there.

Sincerely yours,
Seven and forth