50 shades of gray

Wolkov to be afraid - not to go to football: the talisman of the World Cup, undoubtedly, will cause disputes

Selected by democratically, the talisman of the 2018 World Cup, the inhabitants of our region - the Tambov region will unconditionally appeal. All the rest about the wolf will argue up to the final whistle of the final match Russia - Brazil. Or Russia is Germany? Well, yes: Germany is Brazil.

Will the wolf appear the 12th player of our national team? It will appear if it is possible to find 11 players before. In the meantime, it is difficult to call the two or three players.

Why is the wolf poorly associated with our players? The wolf's legs feed, and our players feed sponsors. With their feet, they have something wrong. With such a game, they would suck a paw as bears.

The wolf was called a clog. Will foreign fans understand this word? Inexperienced translators will be confused between the “Zabiyaka” and “Posavaka”, and the experienced will explain that “Zabivaka” is a football player who, having scored to the result of the game, is going to drink champagne.

On some sketches, the wolf is depicted with glasses. That's right: ours always lack points. So, at the European Championship they took only 1 point.

In general, who was to choose from? Even Zyuganov and Zhirinovsky were not among the competitors. There was a cat, but they would choose it, again after the championship we would have to be sarcastically that our points were crying.

It was necessary to expand the circle of competitors. For example, a ram would be good, staring at the new gate on the stadium field in St. Petersburg. The ram would look amazed because they spent ten times more money on the stadium than they planned. Although this is understandable to the goat (by the way, the goat must be remembered and reserved as a talisman for the women's championship).

As for the wolf, everyone will argue up to the final whistle of the final match Russia - Brazil. Or Russia is Germany? Well, yes: Germany - Brazil

At the talisman, you need to look more fun. Who will immediately remember the talisman of the Sochi Olympics? And there would be a cow, a cow on ice, would never have forgotten.

I would also like the talisman to look larger - it would concern not only football, but the whole life of the country. It is a pity, we are not found in a kangaroo. And how would this pretty animal reflect the main idea of ​​the last time: “There is no money, but hold your pocket wider!”

Okay, we will not begin to find fault and depict wolfhounds out of ourselves. Suddenly we are lucky with the wolf. Suddenly, despite our nagging and skepticism, the Russian national team players will succeed. We can say that a happy wolf ticket will be stretched.