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Crimea fee is a large -scale event. This is not only a break in human ties with former brothers. Not only the sanctions, which first flew over Anschlus, and then began to expand like the universe. Not only political isolation and economic hardships threatening to turn into disaster. Not only the Cold War with its infinitely gloomy prospects. The crime has punishment, retaliation has its own logic, and this is manifested in different ways. Sometimes the most unexpected way. In the most unexpected places.

For example, in the lower and upper chambers of the Russian parliament, where our new citizens who came from the peninsula who returned to their native harbor have recently been sitting. Of course, they immediately decorated the sanctions list, if before it was not listed in it. However, it was still half -worn.

True grief happened when some of them, landing in Moscow and finally realizing themselves as deputies, spoke.

Say, Natalya Poklonskaya has already managed to doll at the Kshesinskaya, a shameless, to roll a denunciation to the Prosecutor General’s Office, and Boris Godunov, who composed “Woe from Wit”, to confuse with Alexander Suvorov, one of the co -authors of the anthem of the Soviet Union. Now, they write , she “with pleasure” goes to this performance, taking advantage of the invitation, but for some reason the play is called “Russian Woe”, confusion arises, and as if Natalya Vladimirovna did not postpone the claim of the theater. It is clear that there is a falsification of history, as well as a school literature course. And who is there, excuse me, the judgments draws from forgotten newspapers from Ochakovsky and the submissions of Crimea , what are the judges ? Despite the fact that Crimea has always been ours and even the former fascist brothers did not manage to conquer him.

What, by the way, is reminiscent of Olga Kovitidi, another Crimean woman, a senator. A lawyer of the Poklonskaya type, she developed a bill on the establishment of a new holiday in Russia - "Day of Fidelity of the Oath." It is proposed to celebrate it on January 5, since it was on this day in 1992, according to Kovitidi, "the Black Sea of ​​our Red Banner Black Sea Fleet under the St. Andrew's flag refused to take the oath to another state - Ukraine." The sailors, as you can understand, then stubbornly rejected all the agreements signed by the Russian Federation and consolidated Crimea within the boundaries of Ukraine, and so stood until the spring of 2014, before the victory.

However, this bill already has a story. At first, according to the official of our information agencies (and how can he not believe?) Olga Fedorovna was worried about the problem of "ensuring the unity of the Russian people." In connection with something she promised to introduce, or introduced a bill "on the need to have a single ideology in Russia", which, however, either did not fit into the database of the lower house, or it was hastily discharged from there. Moreover, this document was already approved by Tatyana Moskalkova, whose work as an Ombudsman should seem to be reduced to the protection of citizens from encroachments on their rights and constitutional articles of direct action from attempts, but it does not come down. The creative approach prevails. However, a couple of hours later the concept changed and Kovitidi reported that she was not understood.

A similar story happened with Poklonskaya. She almost slandered her when, with reference, "at once to two interlocutors in the YP faction" there was information that the former prosecutor was strongly asked to close his mouth. That is, "to refrain from any media activity in the near future." Since its bright speeches cause great harm to the party that it seems to be no longer possible to harm. True, in "United Russia" these rumors refuted, and Natalya Vladimirovna herself expressed woeful bewilderment, answering a directly asked question, but how not to believe the rumors?

It is impossible not to believe, because it could not be otherwise. The bill, unwinded by Senator Kovitidi, developed the idea that liked President Putin so much. Like, it would be nice to compose some legal short story about a new historical community - an indestructible Russian nation. Olga Fedorovna, the senator young, inexperienced, untrained, caught fire with this idea, wanted to get ahead of everyone - and gave out a paradoxical reaction. As for a single ideology, directly prohibited in the basic law, but capable of being so glorious to fasten the nation! Covitidi's immature also expressed himself in the fact that she spoke about the Russian nation, as if we did not and did not need any other, and then the senior comrades grabbed the heads. They immediately ordered her to get better, and then heroic sailors appeared to the light of God. Everything was done in a terrible hurry, so they appeared.

As for Poklonskaya, she was exhausted to the senior comrades to the limit. Still, a whole country laughs not at every unicorn, but this clowness, so young, fresh, sincere, eclipsed the most famous and plundered. So she was asked to stop and cover her at least for a while or, or something, her facebook. She covered it, but not for long, for just a few hours, and this means that we will still have been random with her senior comrades. Some from grief, some of the laughter.

The Crimea fee is a large -scale event, but this is not always war, sanctions, breaks of ties, homeric lies of agitprop. There are small episodes, funny satirical scenes against the background of a large tragedy. People’s chosen ones reached Moscow, annexed along with the peninsula, torn to the microphones, and they convey to us one essentially simple thought: we are deputies, what a delight! They personify this very “Crimean”, and everyday disgrace acquires new images, new speeches, new bills, new prohibitions and literary discoveries. As in the old days it was said: look who came! Look, listen.