Georgy Efremov: Rigate-field

We reported on the mismatch of the Pitersky “Zenit-Arena” football field with the requirements of FIFA. The field is unique, it is truly popular - for the sake of building it, the Russians froze pensions, crushed the ruble. Even the most important expenses had to be modeled: such as the reconstruction of Novorossia and the shame of the Black Sea Overseas plainos.

The international football mission was met in the most decent way. In front of her, an emerald lawn was unwound, rolled out in the first class, fixed and decorated with bread and salt. And they say that spring. The field, in Russian, vibrates and does not meet some unusual foreign requirements. Well, as they usually have, Russophobia prevailed over common sense.

What to do now is unclear.

And most importantly, because the rest is consistent! The Great Country is ideal for holding a world football holiday. Everything is great, but the most filigree pressure is performed. It is a pity that you will not be full with one pressure. If anything is not enough for anything, then perhaps a little dribbling, and the ball virtuoso had to provide him. And in gratitude to them - worthy fees and complete safety.

For these purposes, the prosperity of the ancient capital of Moscow, the hero of St. Petersburg, as well as the Chechen Republic, the village of Kushchevskaya and even individual regions of neighboring Ukraine, was established. Adapted to the peaceful, creative life of the Crimean, Abkhaz and South-Ossetian republics. For a while, the conduct of public executions, pogroms and space flights to distant planets has been postponed.

Russians that God pray, what winter to take, what to spend the mundial

Gentlemen Russophobes! You force to recall once again that in the sense of football fields, Russia has endlessly the Far North and Siberia. Everything also corresponds there. Do not spring. And even, in the interests of partial heating, is subjected to selective gasification.

And then - all of Europe, and in particular Latin America, is united against anti -Russian sanctions imposed by American Zionists. And any interference, repairing a peaceful football festival, should be regarded as a blockade, blackmail and unprovided boycott. It will be useful to recall that it is barren, immoral and even fraught.

Russians that God pray, what to take winter, what to carry out the mundial. Need will make - the forehead will be broken, and not only to himself. As the saying goes: do not stick to the hole, you will be cleaner. If Russia begins to demonstrate its essential, spiritual, cathedral football ... In a word, who comes with what, he will die from the ball. And this is not a threat at all. This is a simple prejudice.

And, probably, in vain, I say all this. After all, you yourself are literally vulgar into Russia, wanting to please her heroic workers with your football enthusiasm. As the people say: let the schmuck 18 come true! School - it means: the world championship is darkened. Since in such a country as current Russia, international celebrations in the manner of a football mundial are possible, then all other creeps disappear.

There is an opinion from now on in Russia not only this, but also all other world championships. As well as the Olympic Games. And music contests. It is also advisable to place the headquarters of the UN in Moscow and other settlements of Russia, the International Court of Human Rights, the World Bank and the NATO command post.

As a result, the country's enviable economic situation will significantly grow, the psyche of the Kremlin titans of the spirit will be reliably stabilized, and the national employment will have a beneficial work with the main Russian affair - a love of hated authorities.

I urge you to not pay attention to evil slander, exuded by near -football radicals, swamp liberals and steamy sings!

Hands off the ball, comrades! Hands are useful for friendly grinding, hugs and signing of gas and basic contracts. And here they also report the last word of science: the “Zenit-Arena” field, if it sags, then this is not quite vibration, it is a sweet shudder, livelings, the cause of which is the delight of sports anticipation!

The delight will be provided, especially the aftertaste!

Georgy Efremov is a poet, publicist, translator into Russian of Lithuanian poetry, poems by Redyard Kipling, Cheslav Milos, Bob Dylan. Publisher and editor of the Vilnius Russian -speaking newspapers. Lecturer of the Moscow Literary Institute