With a miletic in the ass

Why don't people fly? Why did Volodka shave his mustache? Why did you go like a pig? Why does Igor Ivanovich travel with a milek?

There is such a game: among several phrases or pictures, detect and draw out the excess. Here's how in this list of questions, in which you probably easily found and rejected the one out of the ordinary. For the first three belong to the category of eternal, who have no answer. But the latter is simple to indecent.

That is why the reaction to it in people serving the aforementioned Igor Ivanovich corresponding . "Please go in the ass ... from what the hell ... well, enough to choose a shit." In this spirit, the press secretary of Igor Ivanovich is discussing with reporters in the status of Rosneft Vice President, and it can be understood. Well, really, why is such a nonsense to distract such a busy person as Mikhail Leontyev from serious matters? And another representative of the corporation even blames the questioners of organizing a custom campaign, and this sounds very convincing.

It is known how Leontyev, due to the specifics of character, generally reacts to human speech, and here the question, and even about the flashing light. Injuring its primitiveness. There is a provocation.

Of course, an independent observer may at first, with permission to say, otherwise, with permission to say with such a conclusion. Like, whatever the vice-president and no matter how annoyed his reporters, he will disgrace Rosneft himself. It develops, the impression that Mikhail Vladimirovich personally is the organizer of the campaign to discredit Igor Ivanovich, and not the first year. He almost always communicates with former colleagues, regardless of the degree of complexity of the question asked. His chief will be touched a little or become interested, for example, by the size of his salary, so the spokesman immediately breaks from the leash. It is terrible at the same time cursing that, according to individual economic experts, it reduces the level of investment attractiveness of Rosneft and harms the image of Igor Ivanovich.

However, all these assumptions should be discarded. It is enough to look at the life path of a statesman named Igor Ivanovich Sechin to quickly survive any bites from the threshold. So you personally have been friends and cooperate with Putin for thirty for nearly? Sichin happened. Have you personally participated in the robbery of one of the most famous Russian oligarchs, overseeing two criminal processes against him? Sechin, according to Mikhail Khodorkovsky, participated. Did you manage to literally won the courts of newspapers and sites out of the blue, seeking to satisfy the claims for billions of rubles and destroy the circulations of the finished publications? Sichin succeeded. From your presentation, they ever detained and removed from office, sending for the time being under house arrest, the current minister? With the submission of Sechin, according to the numerous leaks from the law enforcement agencies, it was he who decided the fate of Minister Ulyukaev. He lured himself into his office, he informed the "bodies" and himself controlled the process of capture with red -handed.

Now we will ask the question is also very simple, such as a rhetorical: can a spokesman harm such a person, sending an ass to his assaults for clarification? We will add one more, nowhere easier: does a leader who have been the right to drive so many exploits have the right to ride with a milek? The answer, you must agree, begs.

If Igor Ivanovich Sechin, who, according to rumors, at least the second person in Russia, cannot dissect along our roads with a miletic, then no one can. Then, excuse me, this ill -fated flashing machine must be requisitioned by all civil servants. Including the first person. For not to find in the whole of Russia a boss more than Sichin worthy of any sovereign tsapeck. Including such trifles such as a flashing light, illuminating the path to the abyss and driving away from the road with a different shusher.

Igor Ivanovich and his spokeswoman, who, as you read , did not hide his enthusiastic attitude to the future chef, worthy of Igor Ivanovich and his press secretary. Here the memorable Sichin picked up the journalist over time, and exalted, and fed the petrodollars directly from the tap, and fell in love with all his soul for sincerity and a rebellious scandalous disposition. Crowned and banged.

We can say that these two found each other: Igor Ivanovich and Mikhail Vladimirovich. The country that is powered by energy carriers has the perfect chapter of Rosneft, and the corporation has an ideal press secretary. Moreover, they are so gloriously complemented by each other that no questions should arise for a long time.

Nevertheless, some provocateurs are silent, and they persistently climb into the soul of the vice president with their tactless questions. It remains only to be surprised at the angelic patience of the press secretary, who nevertheless condescends to the answers of the idly curious. The answers are quite monotonous, yes, but dictated by the necessity and the desire to please Igor Ivanch, who for that holds Leontyev that he knows how to win him.

Where did you send them today, Misha? Again there? But they have not yet fully brought the answer, put the dots - what did you tell them this? Did you be afraid of Roskomnadzor? Ahahahaha. And why do not the birds fly and why did you go like a pig - they didn’t ask again? They have a boring work, with enemy journalists, but you do not further regret them.