Resourceful people and cute pandas

Why is China the best and worst country on earth

The “Shapito” section “Medusa” continues to explore countries that can be simultaneously called both the best and the worst on the planet. Following Australia and Japan, it was time to talk about China - the most populated and one of the largest planets in terms of area. Very resourceful people live there, but sometimes they fall into too stupid situations.

China is a wonderful country

Beautiful people live in it. One of them baked a son, who came to visit the Chinese New Year, 15 kilograms of pancakes. And wrapped them with her! The son flew by plane, and, of course, he had an advantage. I had to carry pancakes in a hand luggage.

Not everyone can buy a plane ticket or at least for a bus, and at the same time I want to meet the New Year with my family. And one Chinese went home on a bicycle. He needed to drive two thousand kilometers. He drove a quarter of the journey andfound out that all this time he was moving in the opposite direction. The police who stopped the man, as a result, bought him a ticket and landed on the train.

Difficulties in the Chinese have to overcome every day. Farmer Van Enlin for 16 years fought with the plant due to soil pollution. He was able to study the right from books and achieve compensation to himself and neighbors! But another example is Fan Shuguna over 50, but he gets to work by swim - more precisely, standing on a log and balancing a bamboo stick.

The Chinese are able to have fun. For one 25 years he pricked the nuts with a hand grenade - he simply did not know that it was a grenade. Two more staged a shootout from fireworks. And officials were led to a meeting on the fight against laziness. And they fell asleep there.

Serving the benefit of Chinese society is generally not easy. The police have to deal with the brisk boy protecting his grandmother with a steel pipe, then with a truck driver who is wilting a truck, at the top of which there was another truck.

Even in China they love the Internet very much. Sometimes this pours into crazy flash mobs, spreading in local social networks: at different times, young people tried to reach the navel across the back and to the ear over their heads, and also be thinner than the A4 sheet and hold the handle under the chest.

Among this madness, good stories are also found. Once, an iPhone was stolen from American journalist Matt Steper. A year later, he discovered that the new owner of his phone - an unknown Chinese young man - forgot to untie the iPhone from ICLUD, so his selfies appeared in the photo gallery of stoves.

The journalist published pictures on the network, and after a few hours the Chinese Internet users together were able to calculate the hero of photographs. In the end, the stack flew to China and met his "Chinese brother."

And yet. Big pandas live in China!

China is a terrible country

In China, the Internet is censored (which in itself is very bad), but this does not interfere with the appearance of crazy applications that make a person “more beautifully” in the photo.

One of them, Meitu, was especially popular in January. It took photographs of people cartoon-minute (and disgusting).

And then everyone found that Meitu was also dangerous - the application collected a lot of data about users who installed it. On Android, it, among other things, gained access to the list of contacts, messages, IMEI number and data storage.

Even in China, they love to fake everything. You probably remember the Chinese officials who in 2011 took a picture of themselves on a photograph of the new road (to report how they “conducted the inspection”), and in 2013-similarly “ visited ” the pensioner.

At the end of January, the country of Donald Trump became popular in the country - using a special application, you can attribute to the US President any statement (in Chinese!) And in four days a million fake tweets were created on it.

In the Chinese city of Changha, there is a night club Changsha Tianxin District Zouk Bar, which impersonates the local version of ZUK - the Singapore club, which is considered one of the best in the world. And famous DJs go to Changsha who are not suspected that their name is in fake ZUK.

And before the Chinese New Year, the country actively earned a business of fake relations: young people paid the girls money to pretend to be their girls. This is necessary to present your soul mate to parents. A fake girl can be found through a mobile application. She will receive 15 cents per hour for her work.

China is also terrible because the need for such a business arises regularly - 30 million more men in the country are more than women. And many simply cannot find a couple. So, it recently became known that a resident of one of the poorest villages of the country, Yan Zhuitsin, has been unsuccessfully looking for his wife for 18 years.

And the 58-year-old resident of Guzhuu, together with the 18-year-old son, takes care of the family with sex dolls. Men dress dolls, take them a walk, but do not use them for their intended purpose.

Finally, in China, it is not easy with ecology. Large cities enveloping. Sometimes it is so thick that hundreds of flights are canceled due to poor visibility and close the roads.

At the same time, the country officially limits the upper value of the air quality index (AQI) - it cannot be more than 500 (although the value of 500 for 24 hours is already considered dangerous and leads to the closure of schools). The creators of the Air Matters application somehow decided to remove the restriction of 500 points so that users see the real state of affairs. The Chinese authorities the next day forced them to return the maximum to the application.

In order to somehow solve the problem of polluted air, in Nanjing, the former capital of the country, they are going to build a “vertical forest”-buildings hung with trees and bushes.

Sultan Suleimanov