Igor Yakovenko: "Favorization Session"

“The“ PROPERSHILTON ”returned to the first channel. There weren’t five years, and here again. Another attempt to put on the human face on the regime. The wild boars of Solovyov, the deafening squeal of J. and the open salivation of Kurginyan, apparently decided to somehow dilute a little. To show that we are so normal, even humorous and funny, there is just the time, there is just time, there are such an eyebrows. To frown and play with nodules, ”the journalist writes on his blog .

"The first program dated 04.03.17 was called Maria Zakharov, to the second, dated 03/11/17, - Natalia Poklonskaya. Everything that happened in the Channel One studio from the moment when Poklonskaya appeared there was a service in some massage salon. Urgant first suggested that Poklonskaya relax. Garik Martirosyan reassured by the guest:" Natalia, we will always be Natalia, we will always For you, no matter what you say in the press. "

Sergei Svetlakov continued a session of relaxing massage: "All these attacks from some part of society are on you. We are ready to beat off all these attacks. It doesn’t matter to us seriously whether the bust is a bust or not. You are our nyashenka!" "We are fans of Poklonskaya!" - energetically completed the prelude Alexander Tsekalo.

After which the actual humanization session of Poklonskaya began. The undertaking was initially failed, but the efforts were made considerable. And it is not the guilt that the workpiece was completely inappropriate, and the resistance of the material was excessive. Poklonskaya, apparently, said that the transfer of humorous and presenters are witty people who are joking all the time. Therefore, she laughed all the time, no matter what anyone said. "

"Despite all the efforts of four laughter, to bring the guest to the humor field, it was not a single joke from Poklonskaya on the air. The attempts at the leading internal world of the deputy creature led to an half -hearted result: Poklonskaya was obediently revealed, but no" world "within this deputy organism was discovered - a gaping emptiness."

“Most of all, the Poklonskaya program resembled an attempt to prepare soup from the ax. Most likely, this is exactly the result of all further efforts to fad the representatives of the Russian authorities and give them a humanoid look with the help of Hokhmachi from the“ Zezh -Plathperischilton ”.