"Murka" come on!

What the new "Pro -Petroischilton" laughs at

"Plant -Procerischilton" returned to his native harbor. To the first channel, from where five years ago he went as if in oblivion because of the non -political reason. Just two of his presenters, Sergey Svetlakov and Garik Martirosyan, under the contract that they entered into the TNT channel, could no longer cooperate with any other channel, and the attempt of Konstantin Ernst to agree with Gazprom-Media general Nikolai Senkevich (whose holding includes TNT) did not lead to anything. So the first channel had to close a successful project.

And five years later they are together again - Alexander Tsekalo, Ivan Urgant, Sergey Svetlakov and Garik Martirosyan, but how, for how much they regulated the issue of belonging to two leading other companies, the audience was not informed. The audience, however, did not ask - they do not have to know such subtleties. But since the Audience “PPH” differs from the audience, for example, Evgeny Petrosyan, the presenters themselves in the first issue hinted that without the intervention of the “Higher Forces” and the closure, and the opening of the program was not done. “In 2008, Pro -Potterpereischilton first appeared on the air of Channel One - and in the same year Vladimir Putin ceased to be president. And in 2012, Putin again became president, and the “spotlight” was closed. In 2018, Putin will again become president and put us in place. ”

As for the intervention of the “Higher Forces” in the fate of the “PPH”, how can one not believe it, even if the very name of the program, appropriate and witty in the year of its appearance, now that the country was in the ring of enemies, is significantly given to low worship in front of the West. What other Paris Hilton? Who is she for us? And why advertise an overseas star with a dubious reputation, if we ourselves have so many good girls, so many affectionate names. How cute and homely the name: "Natalia Poklonskaya lamp" would sound like this. But let's say about this "star" a little below.

So far, we only note: none of the zealots of domestic spiritual is the bond about the name that offends the patriotic feelings of particularly trembling citizens, and did not stutter. They understand that if the stars are already lit by a new one, then someone needs it. So, this is necessary-so that once a week at the first, the young and advanced audience, funny guys with Ma-a-A-Lenka, have mixed with such a fig in a pocket, noticeable and pleasant, attentive and observation viewer.

What is this witty four at the new stage of the existence of the program? Over each other, for example. Here Garik Martirosyan, with Delain's indignation, blames his colleague Urgant that over the past period, he was exchanged for all sorts of nonsense: “Well, he would have discussed important news in his“ Evening Urgant ” - Syria there, America. And he - "In the zoo, a hackie gave birth to a cub." Urgant, as it were, agrees: “I did nothing to cut reality with a satirical knife. Well, now you are on Channel One. Come on, say - sharply, the whole truth. " “I will say,” Martirosyan hits. “I will say ... about what?” And again everyone laughs together, while making it clear that you can’t say about everything on the first. He who did not understand, he will understand. Catch the signals: omissions, eloquent pauses, grimaces ... Fascinating, I will tell you, occupation.

As before, the presenters draw information from newspapers. Here is the news worthy of attention: "Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev said that the situation with unemployment is stable, we have no unemployment in the country." Garik Martirosyan, looking at the ceiling: “I watched Bertolucci’s film“ Little Buddha ”. There the hero lives in the palace, in luxury, and does not see anything bad around. " "And what is the connection with our news?" - his colleagues ask. A multi -significant pause. A scarlet strawberry appears in Alexander Tsekalo. “Again, strawberries on Channel One,” he says, sending the berry to his mouth.

Another topic for humor is the future demolition of the Khrushchevs. The new houses that appear in their place will be called “Sobyaninki” or “Putinka” (Single audience laugh tells the audience on the side of the screen in which place to laugh).

The news about the “Victory spons” - the official national musical instrument of the fans of the mundial (Urgant for aggravation of the comic effect clarifies that “Mundial” is not a curse, but the World Cup) - is illustrated in the hands of the leading Khokhlomsky wooden spoons and attempts to stir up well -known melodies.

And now-about corruption: billions are spent on the construction of the Zenit Arena stadium, and the end and region is not visible. Ivan Urgant, taking the guitar, performs on the motive of Boris Grebenshchikov’s song “Under the Blue Heaven”, the subjects corresponding to the topic: “And if the miracle suddenly happens/and the stadium completes itself?/No, guys, this is impossible,/The miracle with the Russian Orthodox Church is not agreed.”

And then, in the same way, as if laying down a straw (whether a joke, they waved to the holy!), The deputy, prosecutor and “just charming woman” Natalya Poklonskaya are invited to the studio. This bright representative of the Russian establishment has said a lot of things. It would seem that just take and read aloud any of her statements - and the audience reaction is provided to you.

But our leading guys are not so simple as to follow such an easy path. And they do not mention about the mourning bust of the emperor-emperor (her last “hit”) at all. “In every second newspaper there are articles about you,” they are flattering the guest. "Do you feel like a star?" “Well, an asterisk,” the “charming woman” in a guipure dress, clearly flattered by the attention of such famous and beautiful men, will be modest and produced. “You are our Nyashenka,” Sergey Svetlakov is tender, and Alexander Tsekalo adds Elea: “We are fans of Poklonskaya.” "Is it possible to contact you" Comrade General "?" “You can,” she resolves, completely melting.

The scriptwriters who wrote questions to the host and the answers of the guest were clearly trying to make it not to substitute it, so she answers monosyllables and giggles all the time. In the final of the deputy and the prosecutor, at the request of the hosts, he sits down behind the piano (“Are you playing the piano?”-“Well, I’m playing along”) and with student seriousness “plays along” something classic. “So I can,” Svetlakov interrupts her replica from the series “The meeting place cannot be changed”. - Will we try the “Murka”? ” The dashing "Murka" manages the whole honest company for glory.

If desired, of course, can be seen in this plot of thin trolling, only it is so thin that it looks like even thinner flattery and the desire to give an odious person a sweet human face. And if funny guys slightly bored over their guest, then she did not notice this, and even more so - they were not offended. Their people. Counted.