Laughter Day at the Conservatory

That hides the course "Fundamentals of the cultural policy of the Russian Federation"

On March 17, 2017, the teacher of the conservatory Farid Kulmukhametov, who read the students a mandatory course called “Fundamentals of State Cultural Policy”, decided to honestly explain to future musicians and composers how the world works.

The world of Ms. Kulmukhametova was very simple: Russia is a great country led by the powerful leader Putin, but it has a “fifth column”, financed by foreign special services in order to undermine the Russian economy, the geopolitical influence of the country, and even seizing its positions in world markets.

The text, excommunicated from the audience, instructed to announce in the form of a punishment of a 4th year student Daniil Pilchen, already famous for the young composer. The fact is that he boldly shifted Mrs. Kulmukhametova at lectures, and she rightly suspected him of the very member of the “fifth column”.

Pilchen read the text so that the entire course was lying.

In fact, the “fifth column” “fifth column”, but in this case the details are wondrous!

The text of Ms. Kulmukhametova began with the message that the cause of the Spanish Civil War was “the dissatisfaction of part of the Spanish population by the reforms of the king” (the king renounced in 1931 and had nothing to do with the Civil War of 1936). Then the author moved to the lyrical part: “The state system is represented by the power of imagination in the form of a table,” wrote Ms. Kulmukhametova.

The course cried sobbing. When Ms. Kulmukhametova returned to the hall and realized what was happening, she grabbed the paper from the student’s hands and began to read the list herself: “Svanidze, a former Minister of Finance,” Ms. Kulmukhametova read. - Now about Sobchak. Ksenia Sobchak, rather, Ksenia is unsafamile, according to her mother Ksenia is not the daughter of Anatoly Sobchak. ”

Student Pilchen tried to clarify: on what basis do people fall into the list of “fifth column”? “For example, Andrei Makarevich, what is he to blame for? " -" Will you close your mouth? " " - answered the Russian Dolores Ambridge. “You have not seen my income yet, so you are silent about my salary, you are still far as I have,” “hesitated”, “only the moron leads”.

Someone hung a video of what happened on YouTube, and not only students sobbed with laughter, but all the audience.

After the scandal that began, Ms. Kulmukhametov honestly explained in an interview with Classicmusicnews.ru that a student who asked her to explain what Makarevich was to blame for, is simply “sick mentally”. And she added: “Is it really not clear which publisher has released this article? You look and everything will become clear. Do you know how "Echo of Moscow" relates to state policy? "

That is, it is, you know, not at all in the Fifth Column.

And the fact that this lady considers Echo of Moscow a publishing house, a video posted on YouTube-an article, Nikolai Svanidze-former Minister of Finance, and about the Spanish Civil War of 1936 believes that she began due to discontent with the king's reforms.

And this lady allows herself, like balls, to submit tips, cosmic in stupidity and cosmic in scale.

The incident, frankly, was inevitable how the accident was inevitable if the driver rides drunk in the oncoming lane for a long time.

After all, the problem is not at all in the list of enemies of the people. The problem in the course itself read by Ms. Kulmukhametov and which is called the "Fundamentals of the State Cultural Policy of the Russian Federation."

Because such an object, you know, does not exist.

There is a solid physics. There is quantum electrodynamics. There is history, literature, solfeggio. The subject “Fundamentals of the State Cultural Policy of the Russian Federation”, imposed in August last year by the Ministry of Culture universities, simply does not.

Life is short. The number of training hours is not endless. If students have extra time in the conservatory, they better go to the music history seminar.

As a result, when this item was onto this item - as the men breathing in a fumes in a dark alley between the hips of the crying girl - then there were simply no people who wanted to participate in this mass rape among the teachers of the conservatory.

Some dissuaded employment, others with ignorance. I had to invite the teacher from the outside. This turned out to be Ms. Kulmukhametov, whose dissertation was devoted to such a strictly profile topic as “mortgage lending as a factor in the development of the social infrastructure of the region”. She defended her dissertation at the Tisbi dissociation, which was closed by the efforts of Dissernet, and led the defense, the M.P. Distant.

Do not think, for the sake of God, that Ms. Kulmukhametov is a hypocrite, and that her indignation that the Echo of Moscow publishing house will popularize the thoughts of a “mentally ill student” in his article -a pretense. Where there! Ms. Kulmukhametov is serious as Polygraph Polygraphovich Sharikov, who read Kautsky.

In fact: if not for the course introduced by Medinsky, who would appoint it the head of the cleaning subdivision?

In what other power would she teach at the conservatory? What? Solfeggio? Composition? Vocals? The history of music?

She just has nothing to talk about in the conservatory, except about the “fifth column”. Of course, she believes in her how the Inquisitor honestly believed in the presence of witches! Because if there are no witches, then what will the status give the Inquisitor?

This is a negative selection.

And so I absolutely do not understand why everyone attacked the poor Kulmukhametov? She read everything about the foundations of the cultural policy of Mr. Medinsky is absolutely certain. She, one might say, with behavior, text, and with her whole level of erudition, proved that the basis of the cultural policy of Mr. Medinsky is the struggle with everything that is culture.

Indeed, it is not by chance that those who cannot be considered the opposition: Gaidar with his wife (!), Posner, “Minister of Finance” Svanidze, even Chubais! She simply unmistakably included in him all those whose name is on ear and who is not at the same time obscurantist, anti -Semite and Milonov.