The man of the president

"New Russian Sensations" performed by the most brave journalist of the era

"For his eyes, they call" Putin's beloved journalist. " He himself jokingly calls himself "the chief journalist of the president."

Yes, what kind of jokes are there, if the NTV federal channel issued two Sundays in a row under the heading “New Russian Sensations” of the revelations of the journalist of the Kremlin pool Andrei Kolesnikov, “who, it seems, is dear to Vladimir Putin himself.”

What is the sensation? Why did the “revelations” of the journalist fall into this program, somewhere the long -deceased grandmother of Vanga prophesies, then the father of Prokhor Chaliapin, who was in the psychiatric hospital, is achieving the attention of the “star” son?

They do not give an answer. And the “sensations” in these last two issues also does not smell like-except that such an enthusiastic evidence of “Putin’s man” about all sorts of cute and touching cases from the practice of his 17-year-old communication “shoulder to shoulder” with the most humane person can be calculated.

“In general, such relationships must be prayed,” Kolesnikov admits. “This is journalistic happiness.”

Here, for example, once he, Kolesnikov, came to work in torn jeans. And take Vladimir Vladimirovich and ask at all: "Andrey, do you have such pants torn?" - “Vladimir Vladimirovich, what are torn, they go now. By the way, new and not cheap pants, ”our hero answered the president boldly, and he himself became colder from such impudence. “Listen, I will buy normal pants to you. Such as mine, when is your birthday? " - The head of state did not calm down (although he has not bought his pants to his man, Kolesnikov is still waiting for).

Or there was still a case when Vladimir Vladimirovich forced his journalist to reduce excess weight (sensation?). At one time, he relaxed, allowed himself to build up a puzto, and the president, during some negotiations in the Konstantinovsky palace, passed by, looked at him regretfully and hands showed how it was indecently rounded, Kolesnikov, his stomach. “The month was enough for me to put myself in order,” says Kolesnikov, “summarizing:“ To work with such as Putin, one must be prepared for everything. ”

“The most daring journalist,” how, without stinting on the epithets, he calls his NTV correspondent, gives out such “secrets” of Putin’s life hidden from the outsider, from which the audience is breathtaking.

One night in a reserve near Orenburg, Putin set oats to the horses of Przhevalsky. These wild horses do not allow people close, for many millennia people could not tame them. And Vladimir Vladimirovich, despising the centuries-old experience of mankind, went out to the aviary with a bucket, and wild horses, to the amazement of all those present, reached for him and tasted the feed that he brought to them. And Kolesnikov at this fateful moment saw a “completely defenseless person”, shocked by unity with powerful nature. And then, when Putin and journalists returned from the reserve, suddenly ahead, in the light of headlights, everyone saw the herd of these horses, which, like the presidential escort, undertook to accompany the minibus, and "such an escort could not imagine."

And somehow the president went into the aviary to the leopards and bravely put a wild animal on his knees, which, of course, did not dare to raise his tail on a great man. The correspondent shocked by the story immediately transferred the bridge from predators to politicians: “In the presence of Putin, not only leopards, but also the heads of state are quietly sitting,” illustrating this withdrawal of official meetings of the head of the Russian state with foreign partners.

As soon as his journalist Kolesnikov, his journalist Kolesnikov, did not provoke life with Putin. It happened that I released the president not intended for other people's ears. It happened that he asked inappropriate questions, and all the ill -wishers around were already rubbing their hands in anticipation of the upcoming Fiasco of the impudent and frontier. But it wasn’t there. “All the tricks get away with him, because Vladimir Vladimirovich, as you know, is not afraid to speak frankly with any interlocutor.” And with such as Kolesnikov, God himself ordered. Putin even once told him: they say, it seems that you didn’t ask me only one question: when was the last time I had sex? “And the journalist instantly picked up:“ Vladimir Vladimirovich, and when was the last time you had sex? ” Imagine that he answered this question, but could, as they say in a joke about another “human man”, and slashed a razor (though this response, the delicate Kolesnikov did not betray, like everything regarding the private life of our president, which the journalist considers Tabu, unconditional and unconditional).

And to whom, if not Kolesnikov, “a unique witness of how President Putin lives and works, is to answer the main question in the final of a two -part program: who, if not Putin, can lead the country in 2018? And he, Putin’s man, answers frankly, as in spirit: “This is his cross, which he will have to carry further, therefore he must become the president, if only because no one but him can carry this cross now.”

Actually, for the sake of this question and this answer, imbued with boundless faith, hope and love, it seems, this incredible praise, deprived of a minimum hint of some kind of informational occasion, was started. Nikita Mikhalkov, the author of the previous inspired “songs about Putin”, nervously smokes on the sidelines. New generations of the “PIITs” have grown up, which compose odes to the great ruler of the Russian land.

One by virtue of their youth and problems with the humanitarian education, the authors of the “new Russian sensations” did not take into account the ambiguity of the word “man”. “Putin’s man” - this sounds, of course, proudly, but besides the pathos definition (“the highest of earthly creatures, gifted with reason, free will and verbal speech”), has, according to the explanatory dictionary of Vladimir Dal, also a contemptuous interpretation: “a minister, a servant (waiter, sexual servant), footman or indoor”. They would better call their creation “beloved” or “chief journalist of Putin”. Also associations are unimportant, but not to such an extent.