Prison Internetization

IK-5 prisoner Oleg Navalny continues to acquaint readers of The New Times with the new rules of internal order in the zones and tells how the rights of inmates have now expanded

Everyone knows that some things can be looked at forever. Fire, water, working people. Some time ago, I discovered that I don't get tired of watching a video where Dmitry Medvedev dances at the reunion evening. When technology allows animated tattoos, I swear on my mustache I will get one. I will choose a bigger muscle for this.

I recently realized that the new internal regulations for Russian zones can also be studied constantly and constantly find something new and amazing.

For example. After all, prisoners are not forbidden to use the Internet, no, what are you talking about, it’s 2017 in the yard. It is simply forbidden to use any items with which you can use the Internet. Thin, right? But now the prisoners can use not only the prison store, better known as a stall, but also (attention!) "online store" to buy food. To logically emphasize that this is a prison online store, it is indicated that it works except for weekends and holidays. Probably, it is assumed that for this chic technological innovation something like payment terminals will be installed (which, however, in theory it is forbidden to use, since this is a computer). Well, or some very talented son of the FSIN boss (and we know that the kids of officials, whoever you spit on, are very talented) will connect the colonies to an Internet resource from which relatives will be able to buy food for inmates.

Prisoners are not forbidden to use the Internet, no, what are you, in the yard in 2017. It is simply forbidden to use any items with which you can use the Internet

In addition to the online store, you can now use additional services:

- make yourself glasses or a prosthesis (I want fashion and a hand-hook);

- to sew, repair or clean civilian clothing and footwear. In fact, you can't wear it. Probably the idea is that a convict? will improve more intensively, knowing that a velvet camisole awaits him at large;

- filming video. And this is very good, otherwise the script based on Ulysses has long been gathering dust with me idle;

- hairdressing services. Obviously, this may allow me to reform the mustache. The hussars are tired.

The most interesting additional service is the purchase of consumer goods produced by IK. I don't know who wins in me: an architect and I'll buy two pallets of bricks, or a glutton and I'll stop at a thousand potato pies.