In the Kremlin

This mode does not have other guards

May 29, 2017 Alexander Ryklin

Of course, no one has yet forgotten the marvelous replica of the head of state, made in response to the remark of the artist Mironov about what costs a power rally against director Serebrennikov, very popular in France, before a visit to this very head of our state, bears. “Yes, they are fools,” said Vladimir Putin, referring, most likely, the security forces who, so rudely and mediocrely substituted the supreme commander in front of an important foreign trip.

Now let's imagine that the awarding of state aids happened a couple of days later and the fearless artist Mironov got the opportunity to tell President Putin a story about a little boy who read Shakespeare on Vozdvizhenka, as a result of which he was abducted by the PPS outfit. The recording of this heartbreaking scene, when a ten -year -old child shouts throughout the street: “Help!”, And the cops continue to compact him into service transport, like a ragged drunken bully, today wears records on the number of views on the network. Probably, the artist Mironov would have had every reason to tell Vladimir Putin that such representatives of law enforcement agencies, publicly mocking us with a young child, primarily discredit the president. “And even Sergei Kiriyenko himself will tell you,” the artist could whisper to the president, “that on the eve of the start of the triumphal election campaign, such excesses are completely useless.” How would Putin react to caring for his image? Yes, you already guessed ... Of course, he would say: "Yes, they are fools!"

Do you know what? Well, if you started fantasize, then we will bring this game to the end. Let us imagine that the artist Mironov came to yesterday march against renovation and, together with thousands of its participants, became a witness to the amazing scene when law enforcement officers demanded that the organizers cut off the action from the banner, which was written “Sobyaninsky renovation for demolition!”, The word “Sobyaninskaya”. Say, "the mention of the head of the city in such a context carries an offensive meaning." It was in such an exquisite way that a claim to the banner was formulated by the nameless general of the Russian Guard ... I have not doubt that if Mironov met Putin this evening, he would have found exactly what to tell the guarantor of a document that, out of a misunderstanding in Russia, is still called the Constitution ... For example, he could say: “Vladimir Vladimirovich, is this monstrous scam with renovation? Are you there in a share? So why are the security forces who are still associated with your name, behave so insignificant, sorry and funny? No, well, you can cut off a piece of banner in front of everyone ... Having no reason to seize the organizers with attributes without drawing up protocols, without witnesses ... What a shame, how such behavior discredits the federal authorities as a whole and personally! ” How would Putin react to this story? And, I think, everything is the same ... “Yes, they are fools,” he would say ...

So, apparently, Vladimir Putin believes that in the state to whom he leads, protective functions are assigned to fools who are either bending the stick, then they are ridiculously and stupidly jumping out of his pants to demonstrate their official zeal to the authorities. I think Putin is mistaken in the most tragic way - no guardians of his regime are fools. And first of all, because they skillfully simulate all their protective zeal, and if something was serious, they would dissolve in the morning fog, as if they had never been in the sovereign service ... So one day the faithful guarantor will report to the president that hundreds of thousands of Muscovites gathered on Manezhnaya Square and they will be about to take Red Square, and Putin will say: “In an hour, invite me to a meeting of the generals TunKina, Pupkina and Goysh. " And then the faithful guarantor, dumbfounding his head, gloomily replies: “We cannot find Tunkin and Pupkin in the morning, and Goisha has been sitting in the reception for two hours and asking him to award the title of Generalissimus and reward the Order of Victory. And Putin will immediately understand how cruelly he was mistaken, believing that there were only fools around ...

Photo: screenshot of the video activist Irina Yatsenko, who published a video of the child’s detention.