Evening Medusa

Picture of the day in seven limericks (send your options!)

1.

Bishop, who was called Nectarios,

He cut through the "Toyota" donated .

Governor in response

To the reproaches of the newspapers

He answered: gentlemen, God is not a fraer to you.

2.

Son of Igor Ivanovich Sechin

To the envy of everyone, fate provided :

He is not thirty

But already in Rosneft

And well-deserved before the Fatherland.

3.

who read Hamlet aloud A boy

Stepmother sent to beg -

That's what mother says his

And now answer

For the boy, you see, under the article of the Criminal Code.

( The last line has a dubious emphasis, maybe you can offer something better? )

4.

Presidential candidate from Maryino,

Answering the Tashkent master,

Called the prime minister to the horse,

Only he is not Dimon -

And the road is full of forest .

5.

In the pyramid, which is towards Riga,

Representatives of the ancient religion

Performed the ritual

And hell broke loose

Here is a video of their wild cries .

6.

Jehovah's Witness from Denmark

He kept talking about love for the universe,

And now he's his cross

Will be arrested :

After all, Russia, excuse me, is not Denmark.

7.

One dentist from the Neva

head Took off a woman 's

So let's move our glasses

For you to pass

And that woman is not you.

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