Patience and fornication

The well -known meme "did not pump, but earned" amusements that a serious answer follows a wild question. That is, the girl surveyed, instead of hitting tears or hitting his feet, informs the questioner, intelligently correcting glasses, about how it was in reality. Comism arises in case of inconsistency, yes, and here is the very case.

In a different area of ​​human activity, where deputies, political technologists, journalists and other servants of the great bosses are found, things are exactly the opposite. There, corruption is erected in principle and makes up the meaning of the existence of people involved in politics. That is why amusing stories are built differently and offensive issues sound differently. However, the laws of humor are inextricable, and in those situations that cause laughter, we observe the usual discrepancy: this time sublime-reduced requests and boring offensive reality. Sometimes tragicomic, which is even more mixed.

I remember that at the end of March an event was recorded, which I wanted to call an analyst riot. During a meeting with unicorn, they, adults, multi -hearted men, suitable for reusable use, literally cried out to the sky . In other words, to the presidential administration, from where political strategists have not received any orders abandoned to their fate for a long time. “They don’t give money, they don’t give training manuals, they don’t give a dungeon,” one of them complained, and the other, better known as a spoiler in the presidential election, even threatened the unmounted and greedy Kiriyenko. Say, okay, "do not consult further", still be random without us.

In the same stylistics, but in the gestures completely without hesitation, Andrei Karaulov recently spoke . Moreover, he suddenly spoke for himself, since evil people drained the press in the press desperate. Enuptered from the box six months ago for the “attempt on Putin” (the thematic cycle of a loyal, but ideologically harmful documentary), it turns out that since then he has repeatedly called to leadership and personally addressed the guarantor with a prayer to somehow employ it. It is impossible to read these letters without a shudder.

For in them an extra person pours out the whole soul not to the boss, but to a friend to the dear Vladimir Vladimirovich , but does not receive an answer. He tells about the intrigues of Navalny and his burning, not led by anyone, and future films exposing this villain, but stumbles upon a wall of silence. Lists the services that are ready to provide, but the way. And at the end of one of the letters, he announces the release of the epic novel about the 90s dedicated to the president, and timidly flattes himself with the hope that the addressee has at least a minute to look through the book. But it seems that he does not believe in this and with offending realizes that the bright genius Putin will never read the gloomy genius of Karaulov. Just as Pushkin never read Dostoevsky .

The picture, of course, comes out amazing. Pretty scary and very funny. The rich gentleman walks back and forth, and crowds of the exacting dough for his unpretentious service are linked behind him. They go, whine, persuade, exposed, seduced with unprecedented technologies, and separately from them, as if at a table, a disgraced TV presenter sits and writes demanding letters.

However, the rich gentleman, in the era of sector sanctions, apparently slightly impoverished, and he was tired of all these litter, so he does not respond to their calls. In addition, the rich master was old, and he does not need so much at once. And if without metaphors, then analysts with spoilers and unsuccessful extra journalists have long worked out, and he knows that he will win the elections without their advice, from which he is sick, and without their films, from which a considerable part of the electorate turns. With Navalny will win or without Navalny. The only problem is whether he will want to go to the polls or not, but he will decide it later.

Therefore, in a horse, in a position from above, those who loudly ask for anything loudly, and solve personal financial problems in the election times and much more effective than guard. Like Sergey Minaev, who successfully restarted his old project on YouTube. He is already asking for a live broadcast, anticipating bliss, the famous diplomatics. People similar to insiders argue that Ret-TV reincarnation was amused by the non-resolved and gambling alisher Usmanov, but this does not matter much. The educational nature of this event is much more important, when suddenly a cozy studio in the center of Moscow grows out of nothing, and the girl consuming alcohol from Open Russia is becoming more beautiful against both TV presenters, and Padva’s old lawyer will convince Navalny convincingly. Karaulov study and study.

Well, the upper class in relation to the first ancient profession and public service demonstrates, as always, Vladimir Volfovich. The president barely dropped something about the oath of a citizen of the Russian Federation, and Zhirinovsky had already arrived on the wings of love for his homeland with the text of the oath. Entering the citizenship of Russia, I feel indescribable delight ... I will always burn my heart with the highest love , and this, I assure you, not Viagra. This is a vast experience in cabinet and public work, accumulated over four for nearly decades, responds in the penetrating words of the veteran. Work under the motto “Do what it should, and it is a fire” - and the one who compares this fire with the fire of well -paid passion is not mistaken. Yes, now you can’t distinguish it from the real one, it's too late.

Moreover, what is most interesting, here, after all, humor seems to be a penny, since the slightest inconsistency of the image of Zhirinovsky with his oath arises. Here harmony, and the laws of the comic do not act. But still funny, to colic.