Hamburg account

Melania Trump tried to interrupt the longing meeting of the leaders of Russia and the USA. Play

Melania Trump tried to interrupt the longing meeting of the leaders of Russia and the USA. She did not succeed, said the Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

According to him, the presidents of the two countries quickly reached
good understanding, between them arose
"Positive chemistry."

Reuters

The scene depicts the Congress Center corridor in Hamburg. In front of the door number 14 is Melania Trump.

Melania (turning to the door):

“Listen, Donald, this is Moveton.” You will be, so to speak, incorrectly understood. Let him always be late, but we are not late, Donald! You lingered more than an hour. You are not an ornella muti*. It will be too late. There are leaders at the meeting, besides you ...

Trump's voice (from behind the door):

- Understand, Melania, this is grandiose! We both were waiting for this meeting, but ... but it surpasses expectation!

Melania:

- The whole press has been waiting for a long time ...

Trump's voice (excited):

- What a press to us! Understand, understand, Melania! I would have dispersed them into one kick, as he did. And we would have managed so. He is also very, very lonely, just like me. Enemies are everywhere, Mellie! All these generators are lies, banker circles that they rule them ... The press poisoned him like me. He shut them up, but still - poison! All conspiracy, all Bilderberg club. I feel their secret desires! He opened me, he is far from stupid ...

Tillerson's voice (outside the door):

“They have such chemistry, Melania!”

Melania:

- But it is indecent! Listen, Rex ...

Trump's voice (irritably):

- What is the intransigence of the lamb! You are women, and you would only have sex, but friendship is above sex, hear, melania! You women, what can you understand? High love is not your taste. It, of course, you are a wife and mother, but your essence is known: Grab the Pussy! He rules forever. He is like a pharaoh. And by the way, these Russian bears are the guys with the brain: if not for him, you mans, perhaps, did not become the first lady! I understood this in the very first days, reading network megasrachi ...

Tillerson's voice:

- He says that it is not them, but counterintelligence thinks differently. And he said that we are then responsible for the cloudy summer ...

Melania (shocked):

- What are you talking about there?!

Trump's voice:

- About Minsk. About everything. About Syria ... But this is not important! In our Congress, no matter how much feed, they are capable of only petty beasts. He is the first after Bannon, understand who I feel with such a similarity! There, they say, he built a prison, and I do not believe this propaganda. I am the first who he liked - perhaps since the time of Mahatma Gandhi. They have serious minds there. He is the unconditional leader of the superpower.

Tillerson's voice:

“And maybe we were wrong, and in some ways they, on the contrary, are right!”

Melania (in rabies):

- And what is he silent? Is he dumb? What is he doing there, I wonder?

Putin's voice:

- Melania, this level is not mine. You have an unconstructive agenda.

Trump (triumphantly):

- Have you heard? What a wonderful sign! Human yourself, hiding self -conceit. Now I will be like that with all!

Melania (realizing everything):

- Yes, honey. There is no you - there will be no states.

Curtain.

Ornella Muti received a fine from the theater for being late for the performance because of dinner with Vladimir Putin.