The hole from the rubles

Together we, it turns out, earn billions

Statistics know the excess. Especially about citizens' income. Previously, I somehow did not pay attention, but now I noticed a curious line in the reports of the state statistics organs. As calculated, residents of Chuvashia together earned 125 billion 426 million rubles in January-June 2017. I would like to quickly clarify the population of the republic and honestly divide this impressive amount into all. And if there is a remainder that is not divided, let it go on a common table from Cheboksary to Kozlovka.

But, firstly, not everyone will agree to share. Some will fry that you are not some Chapaev collective farm. And secondly, statistics have already been divided (they can) and are ready to upset us-the average monthly income amounted to only 16 thousand 914 rubles 80 kopecks per capita. You can’t even say right away what is more ephemeral: a soul or such an income. If so, the total billions in the reports should be printed larger, and for private thousands distorting the picture, to choose a particularly small font.

It is clear that the average income is the average from the diameter of the bagel and the diameter of the hole. And how do residents of the republic relate to such statistics? One of them (hardly holder of the bagel) spoke sharply on the Internet forum: “Nowhere in the world they consider the average salary except our thieves-managers!” And he recommended opponents: “Put these calculations to yourself ...” The recommendation is controversial. Still, the numbers are better to keep in mind.

“Everything would be fine if the leaders of the republic were competent, energetic and thoughtful and certainly personalities,” writes another network user (he, apparently, is a user of 16 thousand 914 rubles 80 kopecks per month). To the head of Chuvashia, Mikhail Ignatiev, many local residents have claims, but it should be noted that he is not sent by Moscow, but local and, as they say, a person from the ground. More precisely, from 58.2 thousand square meters of land in its use. The Pravda PFO publication informs readers that Ignatiev has been taking a convincing second place for three years in the list of governors-landowners. We rounded square meters: if some resident of Cheboksar owns the usual six hundredths, then Mikhail Vasilyevich has a hundred times more these hundreds. It is just right to call statistics to count the average numbers.

It doesn’t matter with managers in Chuvashia. So, for several years now, they cannot find the chapter for the 30,000th city of Schumerly. We tried a retired woman for this position. Now, it seems, they are looking for a general, but they are already ready to agree to the adjutant. After all, it will soon get colder, and Schumerl, where the debts for gas exceed 150 million and the economy in the ruin, freezes every winter (it is appropriate to remember the average temperature of January - it is not more comforting than the average salary).

Municipalities in debt, debt and people. The other day in the Komsomol district, the bailiffs tried to detain a young woman convicted of non -payment of debts to compulsory work and evading this punishment. Trying to hide from the bailiffs, she rushed face down in the thickets of nettles. How was she extracted from there? Despite the burning reader's interest, let me avoid details.