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Cormorants were unexpectedly added to our fools and roads

In a stream of familiar domestic incidents, a chronicle of diving cormorant suddenly came to the fore. Eating mainly fish-meaw, sardine and even herring (probably with hot potatoes), cormorants for some reason did not fall on the ocean store, but to the roof of the stadium in St. Petersburg. It is possible that they saw a net of football gate on top and decided that it was a fishing network.

The first to notice the Pelican-like vice-governor of St. Petersburg Igor Albin, responsible for the completion of the construction of the St. Petersburg Arena. The stadium, as we know, is the pride of the city, and officials involved in the monetary construction go with their heads proudly raised. So Albin raised his head, and here - cormorants.

In a recent interview with Sports.ru sports publication, the vice-governor explained the flow of the arena roof by the fact that these sea birds were pushed with powerful beaks on the roof of a reflective film. “In order to avoid such damage, it is necessary to finalize the protection project, which is now working incorrectly,” Albin said.

Who is responsible there for protection at Zenit? Smolnikov, Novoselsev, Krisito ... At least mobilize them to scare away Baklan. After all, engineering efforts to protect the roof from the rain do not give results.

Now, finally, you can spit on the drainage system and focus on the cormorants. Suppose this is not an accident, and someone let them into a peaceful power. Then, first of all, you need to understand which of the varieties of this family spoils us a permanent football holiday. From Indian and Japanese cormorants, we will immediately remove suspicions. Also, of course, an external threat, but not quite obvious. But the crested cormorant should pay close attention. The crest on his head is alarming, and more acutely than other brothers, the beak strengthens in the belief that it has not been without it. And this bird, instead of trying to fly to the middle of its Dnieper at least once, brazenly rushed to our Neva.

However, many residents of St. Petersburg believe that the version of the official about bird aggression is game. They put a different meaning into the word "cormorants", which they write on the network. One of them once again pays attention to what is happening under the roof: “Look at the interior decoration of the arena, at the toilets - everything is made of the cheapest materials. The railing at the sector is already rusting ... Where did the money go? " And the other explains: “So this is the cups of the stadium. Corms were built, cormorants were given permission, cormorants were taken. ”

Very accurately and capacious. It is possible that the word "cormorants" will enter not only in St. Petersburg, but also in the All -Russian everyday life. And on the cormorants they will dump any of our turmoil. Suppose they will blame the bankruptcy of a bank. There was a prosperous bank, he doesn’t peck money. Chickens do not peck, and cormorants - for a sweet soul. Or if something happened in our national republics - we will assume that it was not clans, but cormorants. That is, important birds in kumy.

In general, the word "cormorant" is not a sparrow, and it has already flew out.