Dmitry Gudkov: “Load cryptocurrency in barrels”

“The United States interfered in the elections on September 10, says the Federation Council. From this statement, we, firstly, remember that it exists. Secondly, we learn that there is a commission for the protection of state sovereignty (three tank crews, three cheerful friends). And thirdly, we enjoy the details of the “intervention,” the politician writes on his Facebook page.

“It turns out that money in the form of cash, “surrogates” and cryptocurrency went from the United States to Kazakhstan, and from there to Russia. How do Senators Klimov and Morozov imagine the flow of cryptocurrency to Kazakhstan, and then to Russia? I’m even afraid to ask: perhaps floppy disks. Although, perhaps, the cryptocurrency was transported in trucks in packs under the guise of butter or ice cream. What they mean by “cash surrogates”, in this case it becomes clearer - probably smuggled State Department cookies.

But the funniest thing is not this: it turns out that the insidious United States did not even support us in the capital, but some unknown candidate for the post of head of the region. Personally, I bet on Buryatia - do I have to bet on someone?

Laughter is laughter, but the senators are making these statements, probably sober and even without a fever. And all other decisions about life in the country are made by these same people - whose bitcoins are transported to Russia through Kazakhstan. Although this may be an innovative Skolkovo technology, load cryptocurrency in barrels.

The Commission for the Protection of State Construction is not asleep and has already found a way to resist the aggressors: to prohibit persons with dual citizenship from being proxies of candidates, otherwise they are promoting the interests of the United States. I, of course, have long suspected that Putin is harming Russia for a reason, but since the Federation Council has already started talking about it... Go through the list of Putin’s proxies - there is plenty of dual citizenship there.

In general, work, comrades, work. I recommend studying the influence of fighting mice on municipal elections in Moscow: they were brought through underground tunnels directly from Washington to chew through the cables of the COIBs. I'm telling you exactly."