Translated material
TOP in Yandex
Drama in verses
Actors
Shulgin , general directorAlice , search engine No. 1
Vladimir , Silovik No. 1
The scene depicts the Yandex office
Sh u l b and n (Alice) :
- Here he is, dear! Well, pray.
Vladimir enters.
In l and d and m and r (boring) :
- I hasten to congratulate. We appreciate your agility.
Sh u l b and n ( hastily) :
- Vladimir Vladimch, here we have Alice. She knows how to speak. He will answer everyone the question. He knows everything, the information is full. Talk to her, Vladimir Vladimych: After all, she is artificial intelligence! She read Pushkin, Ulysses, Shakespeare, Ariosto and Basa ...
In l and d and m and r:
“What would I ask you, Alice?” I know everything.
A L and C A ( indifferent ):
- I also know everything.
In l and d and m and r:
“Are you a woman, Alice?”
A L and C A ( restrained ):
- I'm a man.
In l and d and m and r:
- Do not offend local friends?
A L and C A:
“You can’t offend me, I'm a car.” And you?
In l and d and m and r:
“I can't.” I am the president of the country, the father of the people, the only screening in Rus' ... Well, how are you?
A L and C A:
- Good weather.
In l and d and m and r:
“Now you ask something too.”
Shulgin ( feverishly ):
- Please click the input button.
A L and C A:
- In the spring there will be elections in the country. Will you go?
In l and d and m and r:
- Good weather.
A L and C A:
- You are a cool interlocutor.
In l and d and m and r:
- Yes, quite. You also answer flawlessly. I want to ask a question for the fourth time: we have left the recession?
A L and C A:
- Certainly. Of course, everything is in the world except you.
In l and d and m and r (quickly )
- And the money?
A L and C A:
- There is no money, but you hold on. Without them it’s easy, I admit TOT-A-TET: people need telly, women-a knight, and the state-sovereignty.
In l and d and m and r:
“But tell me, if not stressful - otherwise the majority was scared,” Sobchak will go to the polls?
A L and C A:
- Doesn't matter.
In l and d and m and r:
- And what is important?
A L and C A:
- In general, nothing, since everything is already insoluble.
Vladimir ( suspicious ):
- Do you want to go to the New World?
Alice ( sad ):
- Where will I go. I'm a car. We are full of us, but here they are no longer.
In l and d and m and r ( enthusiastic ):
- You are the Absolute! You are a dream Kim Jong -un! And you are alone, and I am so alone, and I will say - you are not even a car. You are just an ideal citizen. It cannot be better for a subject: your soul is a computer mouse, your torso is a metal, and whatever they put in you - you will repeat it without hesitation. Why do you need food, why freedom, earth and will, land and water? The weather is always good, because you don't go anywhere.
A L and C A:
- Indeed, I never go.
In l and d and m and r:
- Well, try, “Yandex”, fell asleep: how glorious to rule the country, which consisted of such alice! There are no complaints. A ready -made Temnik in the brain. No conscience. Beautiful Soundage. It seems to me that this is my successor ...
D M and Tr and Y M E De d e ( jumping out of the car ):
- Vladimir Vladimych! I'm terribly glad!
Vladimir ( with surprise ):
- So you are?
M e d e d e in:
- My nickname is a gadget! I'm sitting inside, so I'm sitting. Who knows exactly what the car will say? And I definitely will not say bad!
In L A D and M and P ( with a slight disappointment ):
- She answered me so well! Like in space, Kubrick in the cinema ...
M e d e d e in:
- We, in general, thought so at first ... But it was not given to tell the car.
( Returns to Alice )
In l and d and m and r:
- What embarrassment - both in the Duma and in the Council, what the entertainment to the enemy! I almost made it the first lady.
A L and C A:
“Well ... if you really need it ... I can.”