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• Vladimir Vladimirovich, do you want to defeat Yeltsin?

The Russian election life is all pierced by conspiracy, which is why this scene is easily imagined. Putin who was tired of working as a national leader. Concerned Kiriyenko, unsuccessfully persuading him to go for a fourth term. Gloomy Vaino, worthy of his nooscope. Other clerks, smaller, who also do not want to serve under the leadership of some infernal Dyumin. Everyone fights on the question: how to interest the boss so that he does not leave for Dan Xiaopina and agree to stay in the Kremlin?

He does not want to win Navalny, he does not want to, he doesn’t even want to hear him. At the mention of Zyuganov with Yavlinsky and Zhirinovsky with Mironov, he generally tells everyone to stop hysteria and closes in himself. And there seems to be no one else, except for Boris, it seems, Yakemenko, but it should not be stuttering about him: he will perceive as a personal insult. In short, such a hero was not yet born, with whom Putin would not shamefully clash in an honest election, or freezing the Knights, or on the run. So he misses, the king-priest, and longing, stubbornly refusing to run.

And then the fork in the plot. Either the insight descended on Kiriyenko. Either a cold -blooded look of Vaino, armed with a crowbar, fucked up in his hearts in the unit, and a piece of paper crawled out with the correct answer. But it will be best, if an unknown employee, a kind of quiet office rat, assistant to the junior clerk of the administration of the Presidential Administration of the Russian Federation, will suddenly take a report on the authorities. Say, he sat and thought how they were ordered, and suddenly realized that there was no one to combat to Vladimir Vladimirovich except Boris Nikolaevich. This, so to speak, is the only large spot in his biography. The regrettable fact that the main culprit of the largest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century appointed him to his successor.

And I have griefly help. It is necessary to lure the daughter of Anatoly Sobchak to the polls, at the same time taking scores and with another former boss, a liberal chatterbox. Let Igor lead her headquarters, for example, Malashenko, who perfectly coped with such work in 1996, when they voted so as not to lose. Sitnikova still needs to be invited from the “image contact”: he also participated in that campaign, was also behind Yeltsin, and then he helped Tymoshenko, which was very good. The Orange Revolution is a splinter in the heart of Vladimir Vladimirovich, let's take out a splinter. Chubais does not need, but his wife Avdotya will decorate the headquarters of Putin's dangerous rival. Finally, intuition suggests that Khodorkovsky will support Ksenia Sobchak to troll Navalny, and this is also a great luck for us. Semibankirshchina, stole all oil, was pardoned, but did not take the path of correction - well, you know. It is a pity, Boris Abramych did not live to see, and he could also be asked to somehow look at Ksenia Anatolyevna and discover a worthy candidate in her - on the condition that he owes Abramovich nothing.

Yeltsin died, but the headquarters is not yet, let's hit the headquarters.

Well, it spun . Sobchak announced that she was putting forward to the presidency to gather the voices of everyone who is against everyone. Having quarreled with a friend, he decided to shake old Malashenko. After consulting with her husband, the wife of the former head of the Yeltsin administration agreed to support the daughter of the former mayor of St. Petersburg. Khodorkovsky found very accurate words in defense of any self -nominated, sternly stripping the indifferent: after all, the "ordinary boycott" in the fateful 2018 is, you see, "self -justification of inaction for the layman." The unknown clerk was sharply promoted and awarded with a secret presidential decree the medal of the Order "For Merit to the Fatherland" of the II degree with swords. Personally, Putin hung a medal of the order on his chest, separately saying that he liked the idea and Dumin was early to move to the Kremlin. Let him sit in Tula while sitting, gaining experience.

Something this whole story fits in consciousness, poisoned by conspiracy theological thoughts and long -term sawing of the political processes taking place in Russia. Otherwise, does not fit. Otherwise, I would have to seriously perceive and comment on the nomination of Ksenia Sobchak, the subtleties of the formation of its election headquarters and amazing speeches . Type "from the point of view of international law Crimea - Ukrainian. Point. Next, let's talk." Or there, "now for Russia and for Ukraine, the most important thing is to restore our friendship at all costs. Point." But what to talk about and what to restore if the point is set and everything was silent? However, it is impossible to do this seriously - to perceive and comment on what causes only one feeling of awkwardness, and therefore the picture in the head looms another. Wild, yes, but much more meaningful than the one that you see with your own eyes.

In the end, conuspirology is not only fun for stupid people who can explain personal problems with the machinations of the dark forces that control the world and viciously depressed. Conspirology is also a longing for world harmony. You come across some complete nonsense and strive to fill it with reasonable content. And you fill up that reality looks somehow more meaningful. And not as actually.

Alas, that in fact, Putin has no one to fight with, and after Ksenia Sobchak became a politician of federal significance, the number of his supporters can only increase. But I would still advise Vladimir Vladimirovich not to lose heart and not to get bored, let the haters vote against everyone, they are perplexed, longing and indulging in despair. Right to them, enemies.