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Now we are sending air to the Crimea

Life continues. According to the newspaper Vyatka Observer, the first batch of air went from the Kirov region to the Orthodox stores of Crimea. “Hurray, comrades !!! Crimea is really ours! " - On his page on Facebook, the sender of air cans Alexander Shustov said. The resourceful Vyatka entrepreneur realized that the air from the village of Velikoretskoye was not just a mixture of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide and the aroma of field chamomile. For some, this is also an attribute of the area, which is one of the centers of Orthodox life in Rus'. Here is a complex of temples and bells, a procession is regularly performed here ... And now a commercial move was found.

It is reported that the businessman decided to patent his idea and had already contacted Rospatent with an appropriate application. That is, you can still come to the village and still breathe for free, but “any actions with the air” from Velikoretsky can only be made with the consent of Shustov. And his own actions are still as follows: a half -liter can with air is sold for 500 rubles, after the liturgy and a prayer - a margin of 25%, and after visiting the village, Metropolitan Vyatskiy and Slobodsky brand, the air became 50%more expensive.

We will neither condemn nor praise the entrepreneur. You never know who makes money from the air. And everything goes to the fact that soon the price will be not only the holy air, but also the most ordinary one. The Orthodox inhabitants of the Crimea, who breathed enough sea air, probably temptingly uncorn the jar that has arrived from the Russian hinterland. This is still a connection with the country to which they, as it turned out, always breathed unevenly. And if this bank, for example, in Chelyabinsk, Muslims, Jews, and Buddhists would crowded over it. And the atheists would have pushed the elbows of believers.

There is nothing to breathe in Chelyabinsk, and the whole local press has been writing about this recently. The usual emissions of enterprises have long been accustomed here. The morning dose of some phenol or formaldehyde usually invigorates Chelyabinz and keeps him in sports all day. But the atmosphere here has become such that the smoke of the Fatherland sung by the poet does not please even the inhabitants of Griboedov Street. Supervisory departments are looking for an ill -fated pipe, environmentalists hold the action "Here - a pipe!". Where that pipe, it is not possible to find out, and the hope is only that the next Chelyabinsk meteorite will accidentally collapse on it.

Send clean air to a suffocating city is this idea on the surface. Now our readers are in demand addresses. But we survived to the fact that already to the village is just right to ship containers with banks. So, residents of the village of Kleshchevka of the Saratov region since 2002 are fighting for clean air, since they actually live on a cattlecock. The Stroysar news agency reports that farmers do not utilize the waste from the slaughter of livestock and dead animals, but simply taken to a forest belt, which is near residential buildings. The local schoolchildren, born already at the time of the development of farming, conducted a study of the environmental condition of Kleshchevka. The work of children was decorated with pictures of skulls with horns, hooves and tails smoldering near birch, where their grandfathers and grandmother once walked with the accordions of them. It is clear that sending the residents of the village a cubic meter or two of fresh air is like sending them an air kiss.