Lenin in you and me

The leader of the revolution appeared direct descendants

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin found the first direct descendants. The childless, as was customary, was the first to believe, Ilyich! Descendants! And not in the metaphorical sense that all Soviet children learned (“We are the grandparents of Lenin”), and in the most direct. The new Leniniana was still rushing, like Trotsky’s revolutionary armored train, on television expanses, and two great -grandchildren have already expressed their readiness to confirm their kinship with the leader of the revolution.

Here it is - the magical power of the most important of "temptations" - television! The previously sacred historical character, the leader of the revolution, the most humane person, instantly, thanks to this magical power, was Descaulized and turned into a pop star like Vadim Kazachenko, whose women in a row in different television shows present their rights on him, delighting the audience and creators of the show with a high degree of communal swara.

The creators of the television series “Demon of the Revolution”, even if little clarified little in the history of the revolution, perhaps only more confusing the audience, but the revolution in their mass consciousness was still produced. If Mayakovsky could not imagine the crying Bolshevik, then the director Khotinenko boldly introduced the whole Bolshevik to the public. Yes, not simple, but the most important! Ilyich! And the kissing not with the legal and even crowned wife Nadezhda Konstantinovna Krupskaya, but with the beauty Inessa Armand. Close -up. Almost without hiding from the “Nadia”, an ever -exhausted “played -up paste” and everyday difficulties.

No, about Inessa Armand, probably every viewer heard something. At least at the level of jokes. But television has been a delicate topic to this day, and then once - Lenin, Lenin himself is an insidious traitor, not indifferent to earthly joys and female charms. And Nadezhda Konstantinovna, what a hardened fighter of the revolution and a faithful ally, but like any woman experiences the betrayal of her husband and immediately notes that Volodya, who returned from a “bicycle walk” with a comrade in the party of Inessa Armand, was wrapped in the recommendation of the latter, wrapped in. The evidence of the adultery is evident. However, the spouse, inspired by a date, purring the romance “We were crowned not in the Church” (“In the Church, in the Church,” Nadia reminds us), calls her reproaches and suspicions by bourgeois prejudices, clarifying that Inessa is a fighting comrade, and Nadia is life itself. And the pale sick Nadia is humbled, inferior to his revolutionary pressure, although he cannot fully overcome his bourgeois prejudices, from time to time throwing durable glances at the rival.

Here is the plot! And how could the creators of the television show “In fact”, where all sorts of impostors and rogue are periodically announced about their relationship with all kinds of celebrities?

Hold your hand on the pulse, Kui iron, while it is hot, and Ilyichi, along with other subtle leaders, climb all the cracks, turning the established ideas of the audience from their feet about the moral appearance of past heroes? “The secret passion of Lenin. Did the leaders change their wives? Did Lenin have illegitimate children? How is this possible if the official wife of the leader of the revolution Nadezhda Krupskaya, according to historians, was childless? Can a lie detector and a DNA test rewrite the official story of the Father of the Revolution? ”

The first contender for the role of Lenin’s great-grandson, with rare, like the leader of the revolution, the name of Vladimir (which once again indicates their relationship) is shared by a family legend: his great-grandmother, the merchant daughter of Barbara, lived in Shushensky, where she met with the exile of Ulyanov-Lenin at the well, from which they both gained water at the same time. When Krupskaya arrived in Shushenskoye, Vladimir Ilyich rejected the love of the merchant daughter with pain, writing her note to her: “Varyushka, I love you only and I will love and remember my whole life.”

The historians present in the studio confirm: “Vladimir Ilyich liked the young girls so much that many wanted to have a novel with him ... He was extremely interesting for women ... But could he have children from a simple peasant woman? From the beauty and ally Inessa Armand - easily. "

That is, it turns out that the leader of the workers and peasants in love affairs adhered to an exclusively class approach? They do not give an answer. But the host within the framework of the advertising campaign of the series "Trotsky", which triumphantly goes through the first channel, is interested in whether love was characteristic not only by Lenin, but also by his environment? In essence, the audience has already received the answer to this question - the hero of the series “Trotsky”, a genuine demon of the revolution, does not miss a single skirt, with revolutionary passion, indulging in love joys against the backdrop of a turning point in the history of Russia. However, the historian Nikolai Dobryukha does not confirm the serial version (“He didn’t read anything like that about Trotsky”), referring to his letter to his wife, where he “healed her all from his fingers to the head tohead.” That's how focus. It turns out that Trotsky, unlike Lenin, is a faithful and virtuous husband, and in the series his passions are invented?

However, the show, not focusing on obvious inconsistencies in the presentation of the “historian”, rolls on. The second contender for direct kinship with Lenin refers to childhood memories (“I remember, my mother leads me to the monument to Lenin and says: to put flowers to my grandfather”) and on her own dreams, which he considers to be broadcast. Dreams confirm with a high degree of probability that the grandfather of our hero was the son of Lenin, born of him, a young peasant woman.

The lie detector is powerless against the fantasies of the potential relatives of the leader. Then the DNA test comes to the aid of the researchers, which was agreed by the official descendant of Lenin (he also has a certificate certified by the Institute of Marxism-Leninism), an exemplary nephew that leads his line not from Ilyich, but from his cousin.

People froze around. The screens shine - the body ... The audience lurked breathing in anticipation of a sensation that rewrote the history of the revolution. But ... "kinship is excluded ... kinship is impossible to prove" - ​​the conclusions of the genetic examination are inexorable. A sigh of disappointment rushes along the studio. However, Ilyich’s great -grandchildren are not discouraged. Yes, and the great-minded nephew with a certificate comforts them: they say, it is not a fact that his kinship is certainly, you never know anyone could sin his great-grandmother-grandmother.

The main thing here is that: proved by artistic means that Ilyich was still a prankster and walker. So the possibilities for potential descendants and for scandalous television shows are truly unlimited. You look, and the descendants of Trotsky will pull up (God himself ordered), and the illegitimate children of the “demon of the revolution” of Parvus’s “demon” will be designated, and even the offspring of the fictional characters of the television Leninians will declare themselves - go to prove, their imaginary ancestors were real or they are the fruit of violent fantasy of the scriptwriters. The director of the series “Demon of the Revolution” Vladimir Khotinenko, the guest “Evenings with Solovyov”, admitted: “I wanted to understand in my film how Lenin did it, because ugly, bald, intellectual. I did not understand. But Lenin is now in me. ” "Lenin in you and in me!" - It was sung in a famous Soviet song. Gentlemen officers, be silent.