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Director of the Department of Information and Press of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation Maria Zakharova. Photo: Mid.ru **

The puncture of the propagandist

On November 7, while everyone was busy disputes about the revolution that happened a hundred years ago, the Director General of MIA Russia Today, the host of Vesti of the Week Dmitry Kiselev gave an interview to Russia 1. In general, this, of course, is convenient to give an interview to the channel on which you work. They will not ask too much, the patient will not be touched. But even this does not guarantee from errors, perhaps even fatal ones.

"Dmitry Kiselev spoke about his greatest love!" - said the official website of the channel . The reader is already waiting for the rhyme “Putin”-it is difficult to imagine that Dmitry Kiselev has some even greater love. A person who at least once saw the “News of the Week” could not help but notice how Dmitry Kiselev was changing when he pronounces the name of the leader. How he heats up and even tremble begins slightly his formidable voice. How eyes light up. How the palms are sweating ... Okay, about the palms is superfluous, you can’t see this through the TV.

The reader is waiting for the rhyme “Putin”, but in vain. It turns out that the greatest love of Dmitry Kiselev is his wife Maria, the seventh in a row. In our age of the struggle for family values, it may be commendable, but still, it seems that for a real patriot, the Motherland is more important than the family, and in the response of the legendary TV presenter, the shadow of an unnecessary front may well be seen.

Well, if it costs: we, sincere fans of the fiery talent of the TV presenter, would like to continue to enjoy his programs. What if not? What then? Will you send somewhere? Yes, even for a children's channel ( the government just made a decision the other day to allocate more than 200 million rubles. To create a propaganda television channel for the smallest).

- Hello, dear guys, on the air of "Ve ..", sorry, "nightmare, kids."

- Uncle Dima, is it true that the Americans want to attack us with the support of the gangs of the so -called human rights activists?

“True, Karkush, but don’t be afraid, we have enough strength to turn them into a radioactive ash!”

- Uncle Dima, and after our last program, in which you told about the atrocities of the Bandera, I could not fall asleep all night, dick!

- And good, Khryusha that he could not, at night the enemy can climb into your cozy pig, built with the support of the United Russia party as part of the implementation of the president’s May decrees, and abduct your biomaterials!

- Uncle Dima, what are biomaterials?

- And this is what I watered from the adult TV every week, until I was mistaken by accident, answering the question of who I love more - wife or president. Remember the children if you are asked who you love more - dad or mom, answer firmly: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!

A person who at least once saw the “News of the Week” could not help but notice how Dmitry Kiselev was changing when he pronounces the name of the leader. How he heats up, and even his formidable voice begins to tremble slightly

MGIMO finishd

The discussions about the dominance of neo-Nazism in Europe performed by the official representative of the Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova-in general, the matter is familiar, and here it seems to be a decent occasion: some villains defiled the monument to the Soviet soldiers in the capital of Bulgaria. Necaled something about "a hundred years of Zionist occupation." Zakharova rushed into the attack : “This trick is especially cynical in the light of the fact that during the Second World War thanks to our soldiers, it was possible to prevent the deportation of Jews from Bulgaria and thereby save about 50 thousand people from imminent death.”

Do not immediately understand who the official representative is talking to: if with the defilers, then they, judging by the inscription, are hardly happy with the salvation of the Jews. But in this case, this is a trifle. The Bulgarians are not proud of their complicated relations with the Third Reich (in Europe it is not accepted at all, it’s a pity that not all European recruits from among former Soviet people understand such things). But this is what they are proud of is the salvation of their Jews. The Bulgarians did not succumb to the demands of the Nazis, did not give the Bulgarian Jews to deport and destroy, Tsar Boris III, with the support of the public and the Church, found a way to defend them. The king’s memory is officially honored in Israel, by the way.

In general, one does not have to be surprised at the answer of the Bulgarian Foreign Ministry: “When the Bulgarian citizens blocked the rails before the trains that went to the Nazi death camps, when representatives of the Bulgarian political, economic and intellectual elite signed letters in defense of the Bulgarian Jews, and the highest hierarchs of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church said that their compatriots could be sent to the camps only with the camps only with the camps only with them, the Red Army was thousands of kilometers from the borders of Bulgaria. "

But, since we are about mistakes, maybe this is not a mistake. Sometimes it seems that the task of the Russian Foreign Ministry is to spoil relations with all the countries of the world, trying to retroactively justify the propaganda concept of “Russia in the ring of enemies”. In this case, of course, Zakharova is not worthy of reproach, but a bonus. ”

Technical failure

It happens: events that separately not everyone would notice, having coincided in time, generate an explosive mixture. In the case of which it is also a bad smelling. Facebook blocked for a while the account of the bold, but somewhat monotonous, or something, thoughts of deputy Milonov. And Twitter at the same time increased the size of tweet from 140 to 280 signs for everyone. And the deputy Milonov honestly declared ( the author’s spelling and punctuation is preserved. - NT) Twitter users: “Dear citizens and comrades. Since the Facebook by his homosexual will blocked me again, I will bother you all here. As I can. " On Facebook, he was not so noticeable, put into thoughts, pleased with long - two paragraphs - and thought out speeches. And then that the day is already pouring onto the heads of readers an unstoppable stream of deputy revelations: “It is very glad that the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg continues the sacred war, which I started three years ago against the Dudok of the devil, the cadillars of Satan - Kalinov. SPb - without hookah! Only Shaverma, only homophobia. "

In general, the word holds, annoying as he can. “In response to the lawlessness of Americans with Russia Today, it is proposed to organize mirror response measures. We must not be in the media, but in the real economic interests of the United States in Russia, we will begin with the ban on Coca-Cola and Pepsi. For the health of our children. Let the Americans themselves suck. "

The speed of machine -gun, ideas are understandable, the performance is tiring. It is mistaken, it turns out, not only Maria Zakharova, but also Mark Zuckerberg. Rather, they would have returned FB to the deputy and somehow reassured him. Suddenly, in a month of blocking, he will transfer to tweets an annual supply of thoughts about same -sex love? How we are without him then.

Police defect

Inspired, apparently, by news from Moscow, where at the weekend the police again caught random passers -by, Perm police officers decided to keep up and tried to detain, as the media reported , "a man dressed not according to the weather."

A man without a jacket and hats called Mikhail made an extremist statement: "We do not have a police state, I can dress as you like." Then he presented the documents and was released.

It does not fit in my head, as regional police officers could do in this way. Such an excellent precedent was created, for the two most important laws, they prepared the ground at once - “On the ban on being on the street without a hat” and “On responsibility for denying the fact of the presence of a police state in Russia”. And everything was ruined, and left a dangerous type with unpunished.

Lose a grip. By the way, on the day of the police!

Source: VTsIOM, November 2017