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The birthplace of elephants
All the best, as you know, is invented in Russia, is produced here. The most wise and bold people live here. The reasons to make sure of this was collected by The New Times
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The main character
Russia is the homeland of the brave, everyone knows this. But not everyone knows that one of the most brave Russians is the speaker of the Duma Vyacheslav Volodin. This week, Sergey Ivanov (not the one who is the main ecologist and old friend of the president, but the one who the deputy from the violent faction of the LDPR) tried to start a riot parliament. Ivanov at a meeting, where the work schedule was discussed, asked a question, which often comes to mind, and for some reason the deputies never. "Why do you need such a parliament?" - asked colleagues Ivanov. And he explained his revolutionary position: “We cannot even vote according to conscience, because everywhere they begin to say why you didn’t press the buttons.” But he didn’t stop there: “If you really want voters to live better, let's do it, as they do in normal parliaments, vote according to conscience.” How do you imagine in normal parliaments? In the lower house, it smelled clearly with extremism.
Vyacheslav Volodin
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Sergey Ivanov
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But then the word took a cold -blooded and wise speaker . “The question is one: who does not vote by conscience? Colleagues, one who believes that he does not vote by conscience, he had nothing to choose into the State Duma. Therefore, if there is internal torment and disappointment, make a decision, that's all. ”
It’s hard for a person to be timid and what risk the speaker took to protect the honor of the strange institution entrusted to him. After all, after these words, all the deputies could get up and go out - away, to the will, for the best and more honest life. And Vyacheslav Volodin would remain in an empty and terrible hall.
But no one got up and did not go anywhere. Including, by the way, extremist Ivanov. Although, perhaps, they simply vaguely imagine the meaning of the mysterious word “conscience” and did not catch the essence of the dispute.
Free press
You probably think that the most free media in Russia is The New Times . So it was until recently, but now the alignment of forces on the media market has changed.
Milos Zeman
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Chekhov has a president - Milos Zeman. Zeman is a faithful friend of Putin's Russia, but, in addition, a person hated in his homeland with an intelligentsia and speak, drinking. In general, in its own way, even pretty, albeit a friend of Putin's Russia.
And right on the eve of the meeting of a friend of Putin’s Russia with Putin (and almost during a meeting of a friend of Putin’s Russia with Medvedev), the site of the Zvezda television channel made the readers with the text “Czechoslovakia should be grateful to the USSR for 1968”. With a simple message: if the USSR had not occupied Czechoslovakia, NATO soldiers would have stood there. Well, that is, the Czechs and the Slovaks would live in about the same scary as they now live.
Zeman was puzzled. And he explained to Medvedev that he was not ready to thank for occupation. That in the Czech Republic it is customary to relate to the events of 1968. Even in the circle of the most faithful friends of Putin's Russia. Medvedev mumbled something in response to freedom of speech, laughed at Medvedev, but in vain.
The article, of course, disappeared from the site "Stars" with lightning speed. At first, a little -basic mutter appeared instead of it: “According to many ( which many? - NT), those events should not be used to incite passions, to encounter peoples, to inflate hysteria.” Then they rubbed it. And the place of the scandalous article was taken by an amazing press release : “Materials in the section“ Articles ”are exclusively technical proofreading and are placed as a personal position of the author, which is indicated in the text.”
"Star" is the official media of the Ministry of Defense. And now, it turns out, the most unbridled, most boundless freedom reigns in it. There are in the media-both in state and in private-editors of the liberals, there are editors of Lenteni, there are editors-tirans. Some shred the texts without pity, others have long and gently explain to the authors, which is why they, fools, are wrong. But about the publication in which the articles simply publish, limited to the “technical correct”, have to be heard for the first time.
There is no more free publication in the world than the "star". There, in the bowels of the military department, it is not democracy even, it turns out, there is anarchy.
Excessive comma
The forum of the All-Russian Popular Front is coming, from which they expect a lot-up to the official statement of Vladimir Putin that he finally heard the requests of academicians, film actors and metallurgists and will take part in the presidential election.
Waiting - a languid process, waiting for the forum, journalists from boredom began to look closely at small details and found that in official documents the name of the event sounds a little strange: "Russia directed to the future." After the "Russia" there should be a comma, but it is not. Yeah, spiteful people were delighted, a mistake in the "front -line soldiers"!
However, the organizers responded with dignity: “We do not want to put a comma after the name of our country. After Russia there is no comma. ”
There is no comma, but there is a lot of wisdom: cured? Wrong mistaken? Pierced? Feel free to go out to people and lie to people in the eyes. The main thing is that the speech is patriotic. And everything will work out. The spindlers laugh and forget, and the authorities will praise.
And as if to finish off the homeland, the Ministry of Health acts with a proposal to prohibit the sale of alcohol to drunk people. The wording itself in Russia is able to blow up more than one brain. It sounds like a mockery, as an attempt on our most important screening
Real threat
Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation
Anton Belyakov
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But, it happens, even in Russia, real errors happen. So, for example, Senator Anton Belyakov introduced a bill to the Duma , which implies a ban on promoting the values of the thieves world: “It is prohibited in the media, as well as in information and telecommunication networks, promoting criminal subculture, which is expressed in the spread of information about the sociocultural values of the criminal world, aimed at the formation of the attractiveness of the criminal image of behavior.” It doesn’t matter what the senator marks (and he marks the notorious youth movement of AUE), it is important what to fall into.
On the eve of the New Year, funny holidays, rampant corporate parties and a cozy drunken stabbing, Belyakov proposes to prohibit the so -called chanson. So that all the country's taxi stood up and all taxi drivers sobbed in pain and bitterness. So that the office ladies tired of life could not dance under the immortal song “Zhigan Lemon”. So that longing grips the country. No, what is it, stupidity or treason?
And as if to finish off the homeland, the Ministry of Health acts with a proposal to prohibit the sale of alcohol to drunk people. The wording itself in Russia is able to blow up more than one brain. It sounds like a mockery, as an attempt on our most important screening. And how to walk for the catch, you thought there, in the Ministry of Health? Why, if drunk people were not sold alcohol, NATO soldiers would have been standing in each of our Vinn.
Extremists are caught on social networks, and extremists in the Ministry of Health and the Council.
Source: Headhunter, November 2017