Despair of the lamb

How do you serve a petition to the king?

No, Dmitry Sergeyevich did not say this and could not say, because they asked him about heroes who should not be offended. Nevertheless, he offended them, could not resist. And what else did he have to do and what to answer? After all, the situation was hopeless.

It began with the fact that five Russian athletes, two bobsleists and three skeletonists, was disqualified for the use of doping in Sochi for life. There was a continuation in an open letter, in which the sentenced peopleturned to Putin with a request to "help to deal with the removal." It ended in the Kremlin, where Peskova was asked what he and the chef were thinking about the fate of the signatories immersed in the despair.

This question was obviously tactless. It is not clear what Vladimir Vladimirovich should do, dealing with detachment. It is unclear how he can help.

Well, enter the army into the territory of the IOC and hold a referendum there on voluntary accession to Russia. Well, mobilize troops and volunteers, but there is no referendum yet, announcing the specified IOC of the self -proclaimed people's republic, and import humanitarian and Buki there. Well, bomb it from the air, obliging journalists to mention the IOC with the indispensable addition of "prohibited in the Russian Federation." But all this requires serious preparation, and the time is overrem: the World Cup, where they do not allow disqualified, starts on December 5.

You can also do without an invasion and, conversely, confess that yes, they stuffed the athletes with all sorts of rubbish, and by force, they replaced the urine, opening the test tubes with a nanobenzopila and microfomka, but now we’ve been able to repent. Say, it was such a special operation, approved and conducted at the level of the Ministry of Sports and the FSB, and Putin knew nothing. But then it is necessary, rehabilitating the innocently injured Olympians, to judge the Minister of Mutko and the Chekist generals, and in all severity of the law and even stricter, so that foreigners believe. Vladimir Vladimirovich is famous for not passing his own, especially those who conducted a special operation under his direct leadership.

So it is better to do nothing, with visible composure and hidden longing, watching Russia consistently and inexorably deprived of Olympic medals. Fun, freeze and wait for what will happen next: they will allow the Russian team to the Olympics in Pyeongchang or will not be allowed. Than Putin, together with the deputy prime minister Mutko and some other defendants, are engaged, sometimes without withstanding and cursing the IOC, Richard McLaren, Denis Oswald, Rodchenkov's traitor. Perhaps, hoping in the depths of the soul that the barking Trump will soon shy down the DPRK and the problem will be solved by itself, since the Korean peninsula will become a place that is unsuitable for conducting any sports games for a long time. In general, the President of the Russian Federation snaps up, shakes off and is inactive due to the circumstances of the insurmountable, which is why skeletonists with their open letter got out of the cabinet so inappropriately.

And if you closely read the text of this appeal, then veiled insolence will be found in it. Like some oligarchs who fell under the sanctions immediately after the Crimea and a little later, the athletes know who broke their lives, and they believe that it was he who could settle the conflict and take trouble away from them. Only, unlike the wise oligarchs, outwardly humbled and deafly grumbling, simple-minded heroes speak out directly, in the Cupion, in the forehead. Introduce, they say, it hurts us very much, we are humiliated and offended, but why it happened - you yourself know. Best of all.

What can you say? It is essentially impossible to answer the Olympians. It is also difficult to ignore their appeal, it sounded too loudly, besides, journalists admitted to Peskov are interested in the opinion of the president. Here the press secretary has to improvise on the go, compose something original, although not alien to historical, as well as literary traditions. In that spirit to compose that the addressee "did not receive official appeal" from those who wrote it. For a petition was filed in an inaccurate way, through Instagram, which "has never been and, I hope, will not be a channel of communication with the President of Russia." In short, this is not a royal thing - to read instagrams.

Dmitry Sergeyevich answered rudely, yes. With an unpleasant mockery of some and noticeable irritation. In the old -fashioned boorish manner. Warming up the scandal. And on the other hand, how could he respond differently, expressing the point of view of the head of state?

In the end, Vladimir Vladimirovich with this Olympics, with this doping, with these bottles and a lifelong boycott, underwent more than all our athletes combined. After all, he hoped to go down in history as the organizer and inspirer of great victories, including the Olympic. And it will enter with substituted urine in a test tube.

Therefore, nothing but annoyance could cause the mournful speeches of Bobsleists, who were either forced to drink all nasty things, or stupidly substituted. After all, many of our athletes are suspended and disqualified for the only reason that the authorities do not want to confess to the deed and cooperate with the International Olympic Committee. Mutko is not punished, so the hostages of great sport accounts for him are puffed up for him. And how to act hostages - tell the truth or write letters? For the most part, hostages prefer the epistolary genre.

Well, if they are going to act like that, henceforth, then they need to listen to the advice submitted by the sand. Having been fastened, to serve a petition as it should - through Putin’s reception, or something. The answer is known in advance, but no spokeswoman will be held. And this is important, you must agree that the nobleman close to the throne approves the essay and praises it for the decent appearance. The scream of despair should be harmonious.