Window to America

All happy reboots are similar to each other. Each unlucky reboot is unhappy in its own way. However, they also have a style similarity: it is always a farce.

It happens that this is a farce, converted to the future, as if a hint for experts, so as not to be too zealous in the composition of optimistic scenarios. There are, for example, in Geneva, the heads of the diplomatic departments of the two great countries, and the American Hillary, wanting to indicate a new course, gives his partner Sergey a box with a button. And on the button, the inscription, in English and in Russian, but the translators have been tied-and embarrassment comes out. The same “reboot”, symbolizing the restoration of normal relations between nuclear powers, turns “overload”, which is subsequently confirmed.

And it also happens that the situation is already worse, and the Crimea is annexed, and everything that can be said and even more is said about the radioactive ash, and here the six -year -old Albina is hastily mobilized. The child, turning to Putin in the framework of the "direct line", wonders: but if you, Uncle Volodya, drowned, then Uncle Obama would save you or would not? From the point of view of actual geopolitics, this is the most important question, and both leaders grab onto the girl, like a lifebuoy. First, the President of the Russian Federation, chanting the decency and masculinity of the overseas enemy, expresses confidence that he would certainly have pulled him out of the water. And there the US president is also included in this children's game. Wanting to at least slightly reduce the intensity of polemics in the era of the Cold War, he reports that he grew up in Hawaii and knows how to swim well. So I’m ready to save any sinking, even if Putin.

However, he cannot say anything more encouraging, and this means that the world is at a dead end and agree to Washington with Moscow. For after Crimea there is no confidence in a penny. And the reboot, otherwise the discharge of tension is a fairy tale for preschool children, the reality is such that it is necessary to impose sanctions against Russia. If you want, you don’t want to, but you have to drown Uncle Volodya.

The amazingnews about the CIA that helped the Russian counterintelligence to find and neutralize the Efimov terrorist with the accomplices, is probably from the same tragicomic series as the button with a self -andable inscription, and Obama with the medal "For the salvation of the drowning man." What is the evidence of the slightly annoyedreaction of the official representative of the CIA, who sent the curious to the authorities from the White House: there, they say, they know better than us who we helped. The plot itself causes bewilderment.

Some St. Petersburg Igilovites - two Caucasians, one Tajik, two Russians, gathered, not trifling, blowing up the Kazan Cathedral. Among them, yesterday’s schoolboy, who seemed to be handed over to vigilant relatives and the owner of the container, where the 18-year-old young man kept some kind of bad-smelling chemistry. Eugene also corresponded on the Web with the girl, he informed her that "he was not going to kill himself." Of course, that only in life doesn’t happen and who only the insidious American spies do not recruit, including impregnable girls, but still strange, agree. The arrested, including Efimov, are guilty or innocent, but the story with the intervention of the CIA in our internal counter-terrorism affairs looks somehow completely implausible.

The version is much more like the truth, associated with the need to strive to improve relations between Russia and America by any means. After Crimea and Donbass. After Syria and the victory over the "Islamic state", which now excites fierce disputes about who actually defeated terrorists. After new clashes of American fighters with Russian attack aircraft. Finally, after Putin’s nomination for the fourth term, which, with all the predictability of this plot, forces humanity with mortal longing to think about the future. Perhaps Vladimir Vladimirovich also forces, because he clearly does not intend to retreat, and the Third World War is an undoubted logical consequence of his uncompromising foreign policy.

So they are busy with convulsive searches of encouraging fake news - the first and close faces of them in the Kremlin and in the White House. I don’t want to be naughty with the button, because the word impresses bad associations. It is better not to use children - with their stupid questions. And what else can you think of if the Ukrainian topic should not be touched on at all, and discussions about the RSMD agreement generate only new sanctions and chaos in the nuclear sphere. Only the Kremlin leadership remains that it is in joint with the American to catch terrorists in St. Petersburg and from the bottom of the heart to thank Trump for help, injuring millions of Russians. They thought that foreign agents should be caught and punished, and suddenly it opens that you can cooperate with them. Before that, this world is difficult. Before that, everything is running.

Therefore, you don’t even have to dream of rebooting and any sensational news about Russia and America sounds uniformly mockery. That is why no one believes her that over the past several years, all hopes have been crossed out not only to the “reboot”, but also to the meaningful dialogue of Russia with the West. Well, we are accelerated by the farce, guessing only about how soon the Americans will again be declared sponsors of terrorism and our dear viewers will breathe a sigh of relief: harmony returned to the world. The war continues.