How to survive until change

Humanist advice

First of all, do not discuss anything with anyone. God forbid, it accidentally breaks out that you like a character or other person with a dark past. Or blurt out something about some territory. Such a conversation will come up with a random fellow traveler on the road - immediately grab your heart and demand validol. Will turn to international law - refer to any need, lock yourself in a booth and do not appear for an hour or two. Never argue. And if it’s completely unbearable, shake your head indefinitely, pass for a sloppy or slightly wrong person. - Simple tricks, but proven ones, and they will help buy time.

Further.

Do not exit the metro at Pushkinskaya. Do not walk along Tverskaya and the Boulevard Ring. Don't rally against Sakharov. Avoid the Bolotnaya.

Do not throw snowballs at your uncle, he may be offended. And you have to sit. Do not draw diagrams at the request of vigilant comrades. Say you can't. The statement about innate stupidity will prolong existence and facilitate further fate. Do not put on bold performances, they are loved exclusively by morons and scum. And they are also adored by foreigners, about which a little lower. Don't give your best friends two fingers. Don't carry bags. Do not mess with philanthropists - they will smear you with special equipment from head to toe. Forget social media. No likes or reposts. And in general - do not go to the Internet, there are gays and lesbians, the State Department and flash mobs, and the devil knows what else.

Do not get close to foreign nationals. These are not ordinary people, but entirely pros - they will recruit you before you have time to sneeze. We talked once or twice with a foreigner - and you can’t wash yourself off, you are under a hood until the end of your miserable stay on this planet. Do not try to engage in tourism and travel around Europe and America - these are at least suspicious actions. What if you were kidnapped and tortured? And you could not stand it and gave everything away?

Clearly chuckle when you hear the words "constitution" and "democracy." These are extra points. Do not praise Gorbachev and Yeltsin. Lenin and Stalin - you can. Do not scold the executioners, they did their duty. Millions of executed enemies of the people are no joke to you. It's hard, thankless work. Do not eat the sanction in any form, it contains at least the plague and especially harmful substances that slow down the identification of persons of non-traditional orientation and weaken the intensity of attraction to the authorities. Do not enter temples with smartphones and musical props - heaven is merciless. Don't sign anything: subversive petitions are clear signs of conspiracy and rebellion. Do not drink tea with former colleagues in foreign cafes, it is deadly for you personally and the entire environment as a whole. And please do not return home on foot at night, knowing in advance how this could end. Finally, do not pay attention to deceit, lies and corruption. You still can’t defeat them, but you can say goodbye to life.

Yes, here's another thing - in no case, never, under any circumstances, do not publish in Novaya Gazeta!

But, of course, it is better to do otherwise. You just need to openly, freely, publicly declare your true views, which you hid, fearing defamation by the so-called intelligentsia, traitor liberals and all the same foreigners. Do not hesitate, clearly and loudly - so that everyone can hear - say the magic formula: “God, how I love power, how I adore these wonderful, smart and fair people for everything they have done to us! And what a fool I am, that I didn’t figure out in time how to be and what to do. ”

As a result, the chances of surviving to change will increase significantly. Having uttered these words and having experienced a sense of unity and solidarity, now behave decently: do not be naughty, do not act outrageously, do not interfere with leading the world process. Hurry, friends! There are many hunters to live and endure until better times, but grace may not be enough for everyone. Act right now, do not pull, then you will say thank you.