“They come for me at night”: the most terrible statements from children are collected on Twitter

Chicago resident Mickey Kendall asked her Twitter followers to share the weirdest and scariest things kids have said to them. In two days, subscribers told Kendall several hundred stories - and some of them are really creepy.

LCLuckiest

My two-year-old son said this: “They come for me at night and bring me back in the morning.” When I started asking him who he was talking about, he answered: “They” and pointed to the sky.

phenetics

A long time ago, my little brother was talking about his "other" grandparents and the blue house they lived in. After all the attempts to convince him that he made it up, the brother told his mother that he could show her the place. And we went ... And this five-year-old little psycho showed the way for almost 45 minutes. In the end, we ended up in a nearby town on a dead end street with an abandoned blue house.

mmbtox

I woke up to my three year old daughter touching my head. I asked what she needed. “I wish I had a piece of you,” she replied. “I would always carry it with me. For example, your finger. Since then, I have not slept soundly.

The Margarita

I babysat preschoolers while their teacher was on break. A little girl came up to me, she pointed to my belly and said, “Here is a little tiny baby. Little baby right here." I was pregnant, but I haven't told my colleagues about it yet.

beauty_jackson

There are plenty to choose from, but let there be a day when I, sitting on the couch, heard a scratching sound designed to attract my attention. I turned around and saw this:

daahlingnikki

My daughter was about five when she said that I was the best mommy she had ever had. I replied that I was her only mother. She looked at me and said, "No, you're third, but you're the best."

pauly_math

My students are 4 year olds. During the summer holidays we went for a walk. It was hot and the kids were playing imaginary ice cream shop. One of them handed me an invisible horn. I played along and asked him what taste he had. He replied: "Skins." I thought he said something that sounded similar and asked again. He repeated: "Skins." And then he pointed to the rest of the children and said that he was going to make ice cream from their skin.

ms_chel_ayyye

One day I asked a friend's son what he was digging up. He replied: “Dead bodies. Have you never seen a dead body?"

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