The mercy of Titov

The game of one touch is one of the thinnest in sports and aesthetically winning. The soul rejoices right when you watch the forwards exchange elegant instant passes, breaking through to the gate. And it also happens that the ball or washer, bouncing off the defender from the leg, returns to the attacker and understand - it was an accident or workshop game of the wall. In any case - funny, elegant, beautiful.

In politics, we sometimes observe the same finites.

Before Ben Wallace, the British Security Minister, will declare war on the Russians who burn their illegal assets in England, as Russian diplomats in London immediately supported him. Like, let's plant them together, gentlemen! And barely separate potential victims of the conspiracy of Daunning Street with the Kremlin began to despair, our business ombudsman Titov hurried to them with a comforting word. Fulfilling his long -standing dream related to the return of her lost sons to the homeland, he met with some of them and persuaded four hours to return . Offering to write letters to his address and expressing their readiness to read these letters, and then solve questions with Vladimir Vladimirovich. And according to the Ombudsman, some of the wanted person have already heeded him, and the list was transferred to the President of the Russian Federation, and he will forgive them all.

The game is capturing. Moreover, the beauty of combinations we delight, regardless of who plays for whom. Whether the British authorities intend to arrange raids on entrepreneurs with Russian, by common effort, driving them to where they promise to have mercy on robbed and declared. Or, which is much more likely, the Kremlin authorities play the wall with the British using a profitable moment. In order to vote home those who were lucky to escape from the prison, and now those who were between two fires. Between the new British law, according to which emigrants should explain the origin of their wealth, and the merciful Fatherland.

In the West, they are suspicious thanks to the wise foreign policy of the Russian Federation, which is manifested in different ways: in the “Kremlin report” of the US Ministry of Finance, and in the speeches of the English minister, threatening to bring down the “all administrative power” of the United Kingdom on the heads of refugees of-Tolstosums. And Russia simply needs money that they managed to take out, which Titov does not hide, notifying in advance about the terms of the transaction: you compensate us for the "alleged damage" - we amnesty. The question is - where to go?

The West is scared and angry, and there is almost no doubt that some citizens will have problems. Perhaps the problems are resolved, since there is no issuance from the Thames, but still it will be necessary to explain the origin of the assets, and this procedure is unpleasant. Especially in cases where it is difficult to explain. On the other hand, even more offensive by our compatriot will part with money and a view of a residence in the same UK. Therefore, it is unlikely that any of the sane people will want to return to Russia. And since the vast majority of sane people among our millionaires and billionaires in the West, they, as they say, will again choose freedom. Even if they demand money again for it - besides those that are already invested. Freedom is worth it.

So it is not clear who Titov has on the list there. It is possible that some comrades who have long been busy with a business of a very specific properties and which the time has come to evacuate. In addition, evaluating the beauty of the game, one cannot but notice some inconsistency in the actions of the Russian team. The Ombudsman tries, lures and calls, and Russian diplomats in London put him a bandwagon. Wanting to mock the English and expressing the hope that in London they will listen to the requests of the Prosecutor General of the Russian Federation, they scare away those few simple -minded fugitives who, perhaps, are thinking about returning. Now they will probably think again - and they will be afraid, and it will be over with nostalgia.

However, in addition to the art of opening, we value in sports and the skill of an individual game. And the Ombudsman Titov has been led by this game for a long time, since taking office, when he still took care of the “investment climate” in Russia and carefully persuaded Putin to free people who were planted for economic crimes. Starting with Khodorkovsky. Sometimes they were released, including the same MBH, but there is no information that Vladimir Vladimirovich at least once listened to the opinion of Boris Yuryevich. Since then, the climate has been so far so that no one has thought about attracting Western investors, it remains unless, mildly blackmail and suil, tasteless gingerbread, invite those who left. At least this event is presented in news reports.

According to Evgeny Chichvarkin, one of our most famous fugitives, the oligarch, taster and rude, at a meeting with Titov home, "no one asked for his homeland." Yes, and how you call the same vine when it is far from the first time he expresses his readiness to “return to his homeland in a coffin or when Putin is in the coffin,” and this is not a secret in Russian London is not a secret for anyone. That is why it itself arises that a candidate for president of Titov, a person is very informed and not inclined to indulge in illusions, played for himself most of all in the capital of Great Britain. That is, he carried out a responsible order, knowing exactly that no one would believe him, but the authorities in Moscow would appreciate his efforts. Is it a joke, a "list", albeit anonymous and linden.

The propaganda goal has been achieved, there are quite a lot of noise around his visit to London, but no more was required. So before the presidential election, the Ombudsman will most likely be allowed, in gratitude for the beautiful game on a foreign field. And this can be considered a real victory for a person who returned from London to Moscow.