A joke about the rape of a tractor driver was told to Putin. The President advised to replace the tractor driver with a milkmaid

While the world is fighting violence and homophobia, both topics in Russia remain the subject for jokes. At the congress of Russian businessmen, billionaire Vladimir Lisin said that support from the state often does not work, since restrictions are introduced at the same time. As follows from the message of RBC, he accompanied this thesis with a joke about the rape of the blacksmith. This joke confused Russian President Vladimir Putin - and he proposed replacing the blacksmith with a milkmaid.

Vladimir Lisin: Old Soviet joke. Collective farm. There is a meeting. The chairman gets up and says: “You know, we have a problem - sown on the nose, and the blacksmith washed down. I washed the blacksmith, you have to do something. ”

There is a proposal. The most advanced rises and says: "Let's send it for treatment." Chairman: “Well, what is the treatment? Sowing on the nose - who will repair? And one blacksmith. All disappeared, there are no others! What other suggestions? " Someone says: "Let's deprive him of the quarterly bonus." “Well, yes, he has three children - he will now go [working] to the neighboring collective farm, and we also lost it. Let's get something better. ”

Someone says: "Let's put the face!" “Well, what are you: 40 years old to a man, fill your face - he will simply turn around and drop all the work, also cannot be.”

And then the hand stretches: "Let's rape it?" The chairman shrugs: “Did you go crazy? What is the proposal? " The second hand stretches: "Let's rape the tractor driver?" "What does the tractor driver have to do with it?" "And we have two of them!" ( Universal laughter. ) Sometimes we make decisions in this way, I will now tell you a specific example ... ( Again laughter. ) From our practice ...

Vladimir Putin: Volodya, and Volodya, well, I would say about the milkmaid at least! Well, what are you ... ( laughter. ) Where are you pulling! Well, where ...