The time of great discoveries

The best minds of the Fatherland are not only in the Russian Academy of Sciences, the election commission and studios of propaganda talk shows. The protocols of Russian sages led The New Times

In the photo detained by the inspectors of the environmental guard Berdvcher photo: Facebook / Julia Kalinina

The facets of law

It is difficult, of course, to surpass the Minister of Health of the Republic of Chuvashia Vladimir Viktorov, who became famous overnight, informing his colleagues and the local press, many ladies capable of scaring in our frivolous time: “If a woman had seven men before the birth of a child, means a hundred percent infertility. This is this fact for information. ”

But, it seems, the election commission of the Republic of Dagestan managed to make an even more stunning discovery during the week. In at least two rural schools of the republic, children have passed thematic class hours. Children were photographed with posters, on posters - portraits of President Vladimir Putin and Slogan: “Russia chooses Putin”, “We vote for Putin”, “Thanks to Putin for everything.”

Teachers, proud of the work done, posted photo reports on events on social networks, and journalists, slightly embarrassed by what happened, tried to traditionally start an ugly scandal. Still, it is forbidden to campaign in educational institutions, to draw into the process of agitation of children-even more so.

But the slanderers failed to inflate the squabble. In the republican election commission, everyone explained: “In the past events in the schools of the villages of Beliji and Nizhny Dzlgan, sufficient grounds are not seen in order to recognize them with agitation, since the events were held in rural schools and students are not virtators. In addition, materials about past classrooms were posted on the Internet, on the social networks “VKontakte” and “Odnoklassniki”, which, according to the requirements of the Law of the Russian Federation “On Mass Media”, are not the media. ” Agitation on the territory of schools is not agitation in schools, and the involvement of children in politics cannot be considered the involvement of children in politics, because children are not voters. Golden words.

Agitation on the territory of schools is not agitation in schools, and the involvement of children in politics cannot be considered the involvement of children in politics, because children are not voters. Golden words

But even greater wisdom, and at the same time, the vigilance was demonstrated by a teacher of one of the schools of the village of Pyshma in the Sverdlovsk region. The school hosted the drawing contest “I draw elections, I make my choice” (no involvement of schoolchildren in politics, of course, what you are talking about). All children painted the right candidate, but one seventh grader - Pavel Grudinin. The teacher confiscated the drawing, and the girl intelligibly explained that this was illegal agitation.

There is a thin line, you need to feel such things.

Bold vigilance

There is no vigilance at all, and not only teachers from Pyshma understand this. In the capital, too, are not fools sitting. In the Izmailovsky park, for example, dangerous troublemakers were exposed and fined.

In this park, the Moscow Society of Berdvotchers (“bird observers”) regularly conducts excursions. People with binoculars roam among wood, look at birds, make notes in special notebooks. The administration of the park for a long time suffered this for a long time, but it was tired: under the guise of excursionists, two secret agents were introduced into the next group, who, at the end of the event, scared the prospect of a fine and explained that later, monitoring of birds without special permission would be equated with illegal mass events.

It is right: this fun is from America, and what could be good from Washington? Today they are watching birds, and tomorrow they will begin to stare at secret objects and enter the data on the movements of the troops within the park into special notebooks?

There are no troops there, say? How do you know? Are you a spy?

Well, by the way, the word "observer" itself is already with a shade of sedition. There, and Navalny collects some observers. There is no time to understand whether these strange people are watching the birds or the elections. It is better to stop potential seditions in a preventive manner.

Change of script

Constant spectators of propaganda TV shows know: in every such show there is a specially hired “foreign expert”, Ukrainian, Pole, or even an American. The foreigner pronounces aggressive nonsense, patriots in the studio with a crowd shame and ridicule him, the audience receives positive emotions.

Or not? Permanent readers of the Posoputin public public networks know that the nuclear audience perceives all this differently: “Why are there any kind of (Poles, Ukrainians, Americans, necessary to enter) allow us to crap on our heads on our TV?” The directorial techniques do not work, in general, you have to look for new ways to influence the viewer.

And here is the host of the show “Place of meeting” on NTV Andrei Norkin, it seems, made a great discovery, felt for the right move. During the dispute about the troubles of Ukraine in the studio of Norkin, one of the ambush Ukrainian beat, and turned the second. “On the live air of the Russian television channel, the host could not stand the rudeness of the Ukrainian expert and hit him. Another “political scientist” from Kyiv preferred to escape until he got into it, ”Tsargrad TV channel joyfully reports on the successes of his colleague.

It is hoped that all other propaganda shows will be adopted by know-how Norkin. And guests in the studio, along with leaders without unnecessary outlines, will begin to pound foreign experts under the camera. The ratings will rise, the audience will be satisfied

Now one can only hope that all other propaganda shows will be adopted by know-how Norkin. And guests in the studio, along with leaders without unnecessary outlines, will begin to pound foreign experts under the camera. They say they still say for four years, if not five, the same thing, and even tired of the fans to terrify. The ratings will rise, the audience will be satisfied.

The hired experts will have to be raised, but it is worth it.

National idea

But all the discoveries described above turn pale before achieving the spiritual administration of Muslims of Tatarstan and the Union of Muslim Youth of the city of Chistopol. The forces of these two respected organizations on the road from Chistopol installed an advertising poster. The African child sits in a broken plastic basin, under the basin-the inscription: "The life you complain about is a dream for someone."

Such a billboard on the border of Russia and the future. The capacious formulation of the national idea that everyone is looking for and cannot find, the regulars of the talk show and even the president himself.

Sit quietly. Do not demand changes. Be content with what is. Otherwise it will be worse.

Day of the striker of the Fatherland

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Source: VTsIOM, February 2017