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Drama in verses
He ( loudly, aloud ):
“The Englishwoman shits us, as always.” She has long been to blame for us. But we can easily use their island with the help of a dagger and the “Sarmat” in three minutes in the trash, and Donald Trump does not object to the soul.
( Passionate in a whisper ):
“Understand, Teresa, this is not to you.” Nothing threatens Britain. Well, I just need it, I'm sorry. Imagine that this is a voice from Vinil ... You, most importantly, do not call Macron and don't call Trump ...
She:
- Already called.
He ( annoyingly ):
- Well, damn it, Teresa! What, damn it, for business! After all, there is night, Teresa, half a wiped! When you were not a woman, you would not have fed a hysteria. And quieter, quieter! The day of silence. We do not want either evil or shock. We in a way, you must tolerate, not for long, until the morning, until Sunday. Here the majority goes to the sites, the election cash desks will close ... I need to get out!
She ( amazed):
- From what?
He:
What does it mean - from what? From this mass! And how to get a recognition of the masses now? I have to promise them more than hell.
You know, Crimea is taken only once. To take it again, you need to give it. And there is still a people, they may not approve this method of resolving. Crimea is not a sandwich, as he says ... well, this, damn it, well, this ...
They will not understand me without new plans. But you don’t take it in the head, Teresa, you don’t take it: you have Abramovich and Mamut, you have all the elites, and we have never been played. You have Harry Potter, Kira Knightley, and most importantly ( lowering your voice ), you have loot there ... Do you really believe?
She ( cold ):
- Vei Hiley Lyikli.
He:
- Teresa, you turn on the fool. All these fears are empty.
In Russia, there can be no newcomer, there are only old people, as with stagnation. Politics froze like concrete, and the audience is yawning from boring ...
She ( voice of the Minister of Defense Gavin Williamson ):
- You should change the teenage tone. You need to apologize and shut up.
Poroshenko ( from behind her back, protruding his tongue ):
-Shut up, Lamza-Drin-gop-tsa! Now we will finish this drama. Nine grams of lead await you, for each fighter on nanogram.
He:
- Teresa! I would endure that it was you, but if he, then we will answer obscenities.
( In the voice of Maria Zakharova ):
- No one dares to put an ultimatum to the chiefs of the Russian Gopota! Huh, Maza Faka, huh! Big Rashen Boss, as Holi Molly sang, will turn you on nuclear ...
She:
- Your Zakharov was taught at MGIMO?
He ( bow ):
- And even in MGIMO. Not Oxford, tea, but, so to speak, suitable for prosthesis!
She:
- we endured pollen tea, but this is chemical weapons ...
He:
- Teresa! You all demonize us, but be patient until May, for God ...
She ( in the voice of Boris Johnson ):
“Could only give such an order!”
He:
- Understand, we have a lot of people. No less than London Moscow, and all is seething, almost like Ukraine. Such substances are lying - you can’t imagine! Up to cocaine. Remove your dark glasses, do not denigrate the image of Russian power! I almost control the press. Cinema. Rosgvard ... partly. But I can’t keep everyone around the gate. I turned around for twenty years, like on Shil. I turned on his own - Peskov carries a blizzard, I turn it on - Glushkov was strangled! How can you keep track? Million prepositions. And what should I do with your outback, why should I have an exchanged spy?
She:
- To intimidate the remaining.
He:
- Suppose.
But still, do not take me on the show, but better from the point of view of the British, figure out that James Bond fled from you and asked the shelter on the Lubyanka. What, you won’t poison, sorry for the question? It's a shame! We, tea, are not made of iron! Yes, I would personally bring the poison to him. I do not like traitors, Teresa.
Well, if, the bastard, crossed the intercourse - betray again. You are an outsider everywhere. On Snowuden, do you believe, I look - I am wondering: gas or polonium? But you are my rhetoric, Teresa, do not take with resentment, pepper is clear. I would not have reached the rampage, but I am the last European there! Russia is more formidable than Chechnya. She is harsh, although not a speech. There, if they had not chosen me, they would have chosen a complete fascist. And I will avoid - and immediately silent! I don't like walking around the edge at all. After all, you know, I'm not a beginner ...
She:
“I just don't know that.” For your shameful act, for two cripples, for poisons, I am impregnated with ...
( in a fallen voice ):
- I am sending twenty people.
He ( a happy whisper ):
Well, thank God!
( Loud, joyful ):
- You will answer for everything!