Love to change

We cannot defeat Putin.

Go to the Kremlin, take a special pass, get to the cosmodrome, sit in the rocket, fly into space, look out the window. She, Russia, the grain of sand in the ocean of eternity, and Putin is hidden in it, in the grain of sand, and his life is only a moment in the life of a great country, and you can’t see our life at all, we don’t see us. Until we love Putin. Honestly, love, without feints and fuck.

I tell you, Anton Krasovsky , I am turning to you, my brothers and my sisters. Almost immediately after he had fun at Ksenia and left, terribly disappointed. Now I’m sitting, waiting for where else they will call. I was everywhere, but I want somewhere else. Therefore, I am ready to shove in the ass of my insignificant ideas about good and beauty and I also urge you. If you want to change Russia, love Putin and keep him loyalty.

Return to Earth. Go to work in power. Suppose, to law enforcement agencies, somewhere to the police. You will be given a bottle of champagne and forced to torture people. Try, but with such an expression on the face that everyone will see - you are an honest cop and humanist by nature. You will be hated by colleagues, drive out with a wolf ticket, catch and will also be tortured. You will die, yes, but with your head raised high - and for Putin. And he will believe you.

Become a judge. Honest and incorruptible, which does not happen. It is very possible that you will not be allowed. You will even be thrown in a pre -trial detention center, condemned and put in the camp. Sit in prison, crap in the camp and love Putin. You will read it, and Putin will be a deadline for you.

Enter the United Russia. That is, just coat yourself with shit, close your eyes, dive into the swamp and row until you eve: they enter this party. But there, at the bottom, I assure you, real life boils and foams in bubbles! Once plunging into it, you will no longer emerge, but, having reached the bottom, you will feel like power. From there, from the depths, you will be noticed, and Putin himself, if you are very lucky, will ask you to introduce any amazing bill. About eating children, for example, on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Feel free to make it, but also specify it in the third reading, excluding the preamble and Tuesday from the text.

So you will succeed, merging with the majority, swearing Putin’s name and delighting Putin, to create a constructive opposition to the Party of Power within the Party of Power. Of course, you will die in this swamp, and the descendants will curse you, and the great -grandchildren will be ashamed, but you will join the majority. To the majority that is allowed to applaud when Putin reads him the text of his message. Where will you fit if you are recognized as worthy, your liberal line.

I almost forgot: go to the FSB! Divide military secrets, steal spare parts for bombs, unfold in the march "Russian World" and recruit foreigners right and right, from the most frostbitten leftists to completely brutal Naziks. Find the traitor and take care of him . Or poison. For this, Putin will decorate your breasts with a secret order and will make it to the generals or, if you have nowhere to put you, he will choose a deputy from the LDPR. And from there, a direct road simultaneously both to liberals and to the Democrats. Here you will not get since the way.

Finally, become your brother Ramzan Kadyrov. Open the French magazine, offended to the core, go and shoot someone at the Kremlin walls. Keep in mind that you and Ramzan have not pleased Putin, that Putin is furious, but do not be very upset. For Putin, although quick -tempered, is retreating.

And now, when you have been caught and you will trample the zone along with an incorruptible judge, gleeping a deputy who has thrust democracy by the governor, or even with a sobbed minister, know that all this is not in vain. After all, you made your feats of self -denial in the name of love - to Putin, to the people and to Russia. Secretly dreaming of a bright liberal future and how to win this Putin. However, it is impossible to defeat him, and a fuck is his friend, and not yours, which is why it only remains to serve Putin. Lie under Putin. And die for Putin.

If you do not agree to serve him, nor lying, nor die, then fall abroad. And there every day, ten words per minute with a break for sleep, forget the Russian language. The language in which I speak with you and Putin, wanting to be heard. No, not by you, I don't care about you, but the highest authority in the person of Vladimir Vladimirovich, who once again offer my services and is ready literally for everything. Since the native language given to us for licking, I speak perfectly, and I don’t want to know others. In short, leave Russia to me, and I will try to make it with my master, my Hollywood, my Hopwill. The country of happiness. Holy hill. Corner of hope. And the fewer you remain, the more I get from Putin of divided love.