Ghost state

Power plays with citizens hide and seek, citizens with it in gawing. The New Times is looking for and finding traces of the state for the benefit of the population

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Better a thousand words

The week is such that it is not possible to smile, but another news breaks through the longing wall, and not like to smile, it makes you laugh in a voice, forgetting even about the context that the news contributed to the appearance.

In the city of Vladimir, local journalists decided to check the shopping centers for fire safety. We got into the bus provided by the Ministry of Emergencies, and drove away. But they didn’t reach - the bus caught fire on the road. Fortunately, no one was injured.

You can - yes, by the way, it is necessary to talk for a long time about this very fire safety, the quality of the work of special services, corruption, which has buried all the floors of a large and dilapidated shopping center, which we sometimes call the Russian Federation. And you can just read the short commentary of one of the Vladimir journalists: “He smokes, everyone ran out. The driver began to extinguish the fire extinguisher. It’s just that the Ministry of Emergencies gave such a bad bus, and everyone is now upset. Journalists will continue the journey to another shopping center. Now everyone is standing and waiting for another bus. ”

And it seems - everything, there is no more to talk about anything. Everything somehow immediately becomes clear both about security and the Ministry of Emergencies. Even the name of the city, from which the amazing news came, does not seem random, although the city is ancient, and when the name was given to it, the ancestors thought not about our current princes.

Well, and especially somehow convexly imagine these unfortunate, frustrated people. Who are on the sidelines and wait. They stand and wait.

Battalions of Russophobes

People stand on the sidelines and wait, and what is the state? The ghost state fights ghosts. The head of the CEC Ella Pamfilova, apparently, is worried about the fact that for some reason everyone stopped discussing beautiful, honest, transparent elections that have been held in the Russian Federation. Found some other topics. In connection with which she spoke on the radio “Says Moscow” about how hard it was with her subordinates in these elections and how many enemies wanted to poison the Russians with a sweet moment of legal will.

“And they created whole battalions of Russophobes, well paid. They had everything prepared in advance to get all these fake videos immediately after the election day, ”Pamfilova said

“We were preparing that they would discredit these elections. We knew how many of these political ghosts that are now sitting there are biting abroad. How they want Russia ... Wow, how they want, but cannot. And they created whole battalions of Russophobes, well paid. They had everything prepared in advance so that immediately after the election day, dump all these fake videos, ”said Pampilova.

The enemy is shameful, the battalions of the Russophobes are defeated, the elbows are bitten to the bone. What is there to comment on, you need to admire. It is worth adding only what Ella Pamfilova said all this is March 27, on Tuesday.

And already on Wednesday, in order to somehow brighten up the day of national mourning, probably Sergey Shoigu at the collegium of the Ministry of Defense discussed with his subordinates the course of preparations for the main naval parade and promised the Russians an “unforgettable holiday”.

A little care

Many are now thinking and, by the way, it is justified that the State Duma is such a terrible house in the center of Moscow, according to which male individuals are roaming with eternally unbuttoned widths and to which daughters are better not to allow. Everything is so, but in his free from sexual harassment and encouragement of sexual harassment, deputies also manage to take care of the people.

So, for example, the deputy of the Unoross Sergey Vertzossov proposed to forbid the Russians to work part-time and prepared appropriate amendments to the Labor Code. And all this - for the sake of caring for an employee who, it turns out, can conclude different labor contracts, process and get tired. All this is to protect the employee from the arbitrariness of the boss.

It is a pity, of course, that you can only cover with banners. What is impossible - at least during the World Cup - beautiful banners with images of human faces to cover the physiognomy of our owners

A kind of state-owned trade union association represents the Vostretsov, and it does not come to his mind a simple idea that for part-time work, people have quite understandable reasons that make us forget about fatigue. What is the idea to do in the head of a person whose monthly income, taking into account all surcharges and benefits, moves smoothly to a million rubles, and the work consists in generating such initiatives and saking expensive pants at meetings?

Well, in addition to the approval of sexual harassment, of course.

And a little beauty

I also want to live beautifully. And guests want to show a beautiful country, right? Well, suddenly someone will still come to the World Cup ...

Some such thoughts, apparently, moved Rostov’s leadership (matches will also take place there), and the leadership looked at the city, and realized that so far the city does not look especially beautiful. “The historical center is completely permeated with emergency and dilapidated buildings,” the head of the city administration, Vitaly Kushnarev, saddened the subordinates. But then he comforted: all dilapidated, abandoned and emergency houses will be closed by banners with images of beautiful buildings. In total, about 250 banners will be needed.

And foreigners will see beautiful banners, and they will understand how strong and how great our homeland is.

It is a pity, of course, that you can only cover with banners. What is impossible - at least during the World Cup - beautiful banners with images of human faces to cover the physiognomy of our owners.

Well, maybe the next time.

And the figure will be one

5724 rub. 12 kopecks. The governor of the Kemerovo region Aman Tuleyev listed to the families of those killed in a fire in a fire in the shopping center "Winter Cherry".