The era of heroes

Having rallyed around the national leader, deputies, Russian citizens and even robots commit a feat for a feat

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The main character of the expired week is not a person. This is a robot bastard of the Russian Post, which was tested in Ulan-Ude. First, the head of Buryatia, Alexei Tsydenov, and the General Director of the Russian Post, Nikolai Podguzov, met and decided that it was Buryatia who would become a robot testing. The drone was brought to the republican capital, planned the package delivery route to the nearest village, and then ...

Then something clicked in the electronic brains of the non-whale robot. Either he realized that he was ashamed to be Keleev in this difficult time, or he remembered that the distinguishing feature of advanced Russian developments was a movement along the unpredictable trajectory, the president himself spoke about this in the message to the Federal Assembly, and even the robot would not be decided to argue with the president.

In general, a robot patriot, having chatted in the sky for about thirty seconds (by the way, the trajectory was really unpredictable), crashed into the wall of the house standing nearby. He killed himself against the wall, as joked on the Internet in ancient pre -war times. He made his first and last feat. He reminded the state, consciously and diligently moving into the past, that the future is not for him. The package, as reported by RIA Novosti, was not suffered either. According to some information, more than a million rubles took to develop a machine.

Yes, by the way, work in the “Russian Post” is dangerous not only for drones. Nikolai Podguzov mentioned above on Friday visited Ivanovo. And, as the Ivanovo media reports, he miraculously survived. The director of the Russian Post, together with the acting governor of the region Stanislav Voskresensky, examined the facade of the new post office. They finished the inspection, moved by 20 meters - and a huge block of ice collapsed to the ground from the roof of the new office. Fortunately, no one was injured.

The power of ingenuity

To accomplish a feat, you need courage. But in order to win, often, in addition to courage, you also need ingenuity. A great example of courage, combined with ingenuity, was demonstrated by the nameless heroes from the company "Abz-Donstroy", who received a row for the reconstruction of a high bridge in Kaliningrad (approximately, a billion rubles, good in a row).

Contractors showed ingenuity repeatedly. Firstly, they decorated the lanterns on the bridge with decorative skirts. The paint peeled off one of these skirts, and passers -by found that it was not just a skirt, but a flower pot from a neighboring hypermarket from which they knocked out the bottom. The price of the pot is 700 rubles. With a little. Of course, there was a scandal, but then the contractors showed ingenuity for the second time, reporting in a press release that the use of flower pots for restoration was the result of the “fantasy of ordinary employees”.

However, this turned out to be few. And for the third time, restorers showed ingenuity, quickly replacing pots with zinc sheets. Painful reminiscent of ordinary buckets, from which they again knocked out the bottom. At least this was exactly what the townspeople seemed to be looking at the lanterns as a landmark.

And yes, of course, in order to create this, a fairly courage is also required, you can’t do with one ingenuity.

Closed attackers

In Tyumen, they tried and fined 50 thousand rubles. Activists of Open Russia. It hurts to write about what these people have created, deprived of all human feelings. The hand trembles, and pain beats in the heart. As early as March 8, at three in the morning, these villains at the wasteland first trampled in the snow, and then also painted the inscription: "Against Putin." By the way, they were tried not for the desecration of our Russian snow, pure, white, immaculate and probably supporting the national leader, but for violating the rules of mass events.

From which the conclusion is that real heroes serve in the Tyumen police. And at least unfinished people. After all (having familiarized themselves with photographs on social networks), they realized that an illegal mass event happened in the city, calculated the criminals and brought the case to the trial. Hardly reasoning that they have no more important things, and in Tyumen - crimes are more dangerous than the night coloring of snowdrifts.

You’ll think about this-and somehow it immediately calmly becomes in the Fatherland. There is someone to protect us, and most importantly, our defenders absolutely correctly understand what exactly we should protect from.

The sufferer for the people

Living in the Fatherland, not a day, is not only calmer, but also more joyful. We are a happy people. Here, for example, our deputies. It would seem - busy people. So much effort and time is spent on their justification of sexual harassment that they could already on other little things and not exchange. But no, they do not forget about us, try. In particular, in the third reading, they adopted a law that allows the Russians to collect a valernik in the forest for free and impunity.

“My heart is just happy that this initiative is accepted. The jacket can be free to collect for heating their houses. This solves a social problem for people "

History itself is capable of infecting two weeks with optimism of the week, but the main character in this story is Andrey Isaev deputy, deputy head of the YP faction. Here are his words, after which there will be at least a month already for a month: “My heart just rejoices that this initiative is accepted. The jacket can be free to collect for heating their houses. This solves a social problem for people. ”

It seems that he even burst into tears, saying all this. Well, who would resist?

That's just, dear Russians, hold on to the gust to run immediately to the forest for a fallen. Although the law has been adopted, but it comes by force from the first of January next year, and before that the stiffness of the state valezhnik is still illegal.

Modest people

21% of Russians believe that for normal life a family of 3 people is needed from 20 to 45 thousand rubles. per month

66% - from 45 to 120 thousand rubles.

13% - over 120 thousand rubles.

Source: Romir, April 2018

* The author’s opinion may not coincide with the opinion of the editorial office