The island of monsters

They also killed Paul I. And Rasputin did not spare, monsters. In general, the atrocities committed by citizens of the British crown are innumerable, and not everyone mentioned in the list, published yesterday Maria Zakharova. However, of course, we are most impressed with crimes against the Russian government, including the murder of the emperor and the beloved sorcerer of the Empress. This is murderer without a statute of limitations, and it is good that the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry does not allow us to forget about them.

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The trouble is that the terrible tradition is not interrupted, which is evidenced by Zakharov and our other official representatives with all the directness and persuasiveness. The Prosecutor General Chaika knows that the British agent Berezovsky ordered the murder of the British agent Litvinenko and later died at the hands of British agents. The Permanent Representative is irrefutably proves that the English chemists in Salisbury, wanting to harm Russia, injected poison into the blood in the artificial coma of Julia Skripal. And Zakharova, leading a finger on the map, discovers in the Syrian Duma, the smoke bombs of Mida In, you see, in the same Salisbury. The circle is closed, and this means that there is no end to the attempts to Russia, conceived and implemented by the British.

And then the thoughts are very sad. If they, the special services of the British Empire, are so omnipotent, then they should repeat the previous murderous special operations today. For example, to find and destroy with the hands of the court nobility with the help of poison and firearms, the main Russian sorcerer, close to the throne. It remains only to understand who it will be - sorcerers there in abundance. But regarding the king, no doubt arises. And we even guess, shuddering in advance who enemies can use for this black deed. It is known, and from various sources, successfully complementing each other that Comrade Stalin was killed soon by the English spy Beria. It is strange, by the way, that Maria Zakharova did not remember him. The picture would be finally completed.

Well, what can Russia contrast with this historically extremely reliable and inevitable conspiracies, machinations and intrigues in the future? Nothing. So we see, seeing the inevitable tomorrow, as our coming diplomat will, without restraining tears, narrate about the snuffbox and poison, and the coming general prosecutor will mourn Russian citizens killed by London in London, and the coming non -consuming, sobbing, scare the listeners with the stories of injected poison. For the British are incorrigible, and although all this turned out just the other day, it does not become easier from that.

It is slightly encouraging that the circumstance. Still, the British not every day kill our kings, Rasputins and more or less ordinary citizens. A solid list of Russian emperors, general secretaries, presidents and their favorites, who quietly went into the world of another, as if not seen by British intelligence, can be cited. I’m not talking about hundreds of millions of unknown Russian, Soviet and again Russian people, who did not even remember on the banks of the Thames until they lived, and the bloody mi-6 mi-6 extended over them. It is difficult to immediately believe in this, reading the current news reports, but also an undoubted fact. There are many Russians, among them, the highest officials, oligarchs, spies, magicians and commoners who were in the UK, died their death. Probably, none of them at one time angered England, and they survived.

In this connection, a reasonable, albeit capitulant thought arises. If the queen with her Jamesballs is so powerful and merciless, then why, from sin, not obey her. This terrible Englishwoman, who really does not love us, but still not every year is busy with the extermination of Paul I, Rasputin, Stalin and other Russians, a rank lower. At least no other thoughts come to my head when you listen to Zakharov, Seagull, Nebenesu and others, like them, in the Kremlin, in the Ministry of Defense, in the Prosecutor General, in the Okhotnoy series, from morning to night.

They scare, and we are scared - for ourselves, for spies, for billionaires, for sorcerers and for the king. How to get trouble? Kiss the pen of the villain, otherwise in any way.

True, there are among Russians citizens who consider their official representatives crazy evil clowns who cannot be believed. They, they say, are engaged in cheap politics in the framework given by the authorities, which is why they carry a wild blizzard about the Englishwoman, pursuing the goals of purely utilitarian. The relations with London are now bad, the British are remembered for everything former and unprecedented, and when Russia, having bored with its loneliness, will go out to the world from the besieged fortress, then he will forget about Rasputin and curses Putin. But there are few of them, these citizens are negligible, because their opinion should be neglected. And blindly believe everything that the official representatives notify us about.

To believe, be afraid and ask for this all -freeing UK to merge over us, small and unhappy. Do not kill us anymore and do not poison with poisons. And if, with all the scope, he was plunging his forehead and obey the queen, then the old woman will probably soften her stone heart and will no longer torment us. And we will not be lost, about which Zakharov and the Seagull and Nebenze notify us tirelessly and will not be informed for quite some time.