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"International Pylorama" breaks through the bottom and rushes lower and lower

It is impossible to live in a society where the TV is the ball, and it is impossible to be completely free from it, the TV is completely free - no matter how passionately you wished. You can not watch it, you can throw it off a swearing box or tighten it tightly this “window into the world”. But the stench from his cracks will still leak into your house - like a stink from the landfill training grounds of the Moscow Region. You will still learn about the next television indecency from the social networks that you use, from the shocked stories of relatives and friends, even from the lips of pure and bright babies who accidentally took a miasm.

Recently, a six -year -old grandson stunned me with a swearing word, utterly uttered and, I would say, on the case. "Where did you hear him?" - I was amazed. “Here,” he pointed with his finger at the turned on the box. - Here". “Not true,” I aroused the baby. - On TV, such words do not say! "

And he was soon shared. Switching channels, stumbled on Friday evening at the International Pylorama, which goes through the NTV channel. Commenting on the meeting of the UN Security Council and the inhuman exposure of the Russian representative of Nebenzi, the leading Tigran Keosayan, endlessly bustling his face (so that the audience understands where to laugh), summed up: “How difficult is the diplomat, when the other person would have said for a long time:“ Are you there completely ..., wolves are shameful? ”

And although the indecent word prohibited by Roskomnadzor to use in the media was slightly attacked, but the articulation of the host on the close -up did not leave any options for other interpretations.

For some time now, it is customary to mark the programs according to age -related viewer restrictions: 12+, 16+, 18+. Spectators are also notified that this or that television product contains scenes of smoking, which, as you know, harms health. It would be nice to introduce another marking: "Nauseous!" So that the viewer managed to put a basin next to him.

Last week, to visit the journalists of the Hard Day, S Night program on the Rain Channel, Vladimir Pozner, Aksakal of Russian TV, came to talk about journalism, propaganda, past and present television. Young colleagues asked him: "How does the current propaganda differ from the Soviet one?" “She is quite thin. That, Soviet, was more rude, clumsy, ”Posner answered. “The thinner is when your chief editor Sheinin takes a bucket with feces in the studio?” - Punched the guest, the host of the "rain" Anton Zhelnov. Pozner, out of a sense of corporate solidarity, refrained from an answer.

Well, let's consider the most striking samples of this “more subtle” propaganda.

Director Tigran Keosayan for the second season works as an international journalist on the NTV channel. Its “International Pylorama” is also the so -called political satire, which he endlessly signifies the audience, winking, giggling, grinning.

This is how, for example, in the last issue of his creation, he commented on the arrival in Sochi to meet with Putin Chancellor of Germany Angels Merkel.

“They did not see each other for so long that the meeting could be scheduled in the element cafe ... I do not envy Putin. Sochi, the beginning of the holiday season, it is on the beach, and there ... (a mocking grin) - Merkel (photo bodybuilder in a bikini with the face of the German Chancellor) ... In fact, Putin simply ended with beer. So he ordered it with delivery (a sunbeam that turns into neighing) ... In the film Andrei Kondrashov Putin said that the German chancellor brought him his favorite beer and various delicacies. So who is trading in the Danilovsky market for prohibition (collage - Merkel behind the counter -market). In Putin’s phone, she is written: “Angel - beer.” Specifically, she came to Putin to clarify how to slug the wobble and pickle meat ... saying goodbye, Merkel thanked Putin for being given a rest from the Berlin Arabs and chat with Sochi Armenians ”(a ridiculous hysteria behind the scenes).

I’m afraid that Merkel, who knows the Russian language perfectly, to see her to see this creation of “thin Russian propaganda”, could completely abandon any contacts with the Russian side (although, on the other hand, reacting to stupidity and Vazhlyatin is not a royal business).

The President of France, Emmanuel Macron, will come to Russia on a visit, probably not even suspecting that about a year ago, Keosayan in the same “Pylorama” melted over his name (“Emmanuel Macron wants to respect him Putin. Well, what to advise here? Change the name”), and he understood that he was still in school (he still understood that it was to be at school that it was to be at school. In a married gay-gurontophile more elegant than a banal gay ... and why does the French are so worried about the position of sexual minorities in Russia?

But the truly nauseating effect Keosayan achieved in the last issue of the program, commenting on the plot about anti -Russian sanctions imposed by the Americans. This plot and comment, as they say, blew up the Internet. The most diverse people who watched him on the network spat and called the “broken bottom”. With a hard heart, I will quote part of the fierce commentary, but, believe me, it sounded on the federal air without any bills, whose audience is not comparable with any newspaper.

“Because of anti-Russian sanctions, the Americans come to the shit in the literal sense of the word. American sanctions imposed on Russians this week paralyzed the work of toilets in the building of the administration of the National Alley Park. We thought that only we wanted to shit on American sanctions - it turns out that the Americans also wanted to shit, but could not for two weeks. The company -manufacturer of pumps for toilets fell under sanctions, which prevented the toilets from repairing on time ...

To us, people who survived Batu and Chubais, generally do not give a damn about any sanctions. Remember: who will come to us with shit - he will die from shit. ”

With which the voluptuousness of Keosayan pronounced indecent words, rather, indicates some medical problems for the presenter himself. After such sorted exercises, cleaning spectators, probably, most of all wanted to wash myself, disinfect the room and board a fetid box with boards.

But no. Others are not squeamish - look. At one time, a playful video was popular on the network: the family settled on the couch in front of the TV, and from there they poured a fountain ... it is the most. And they sit along the ears in this very - in the literal and figurative sense of the filthy word. Without any jokes.