The country of other people's possibilities

In the stream of limitless opportunities that open in Russia to ministers, deputies, systemic opposition and simply smart officials, The New Times was choked

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According to the covenants of the president

Vladimir Putin ordered the establishment of the non -profit organization "Russia - the country of opportunities." Not just like that, but to "create conditions for improving social mobility, ensuring personal and professional self -realization of citizens." The organization’s activities will be financed from the budget, and the presidential management will be overseas its work. By the way, back in March at VDNH, the forum of the same name was held , remembered by the fact that Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov fell, climbing the stage. Thus demonstrating, as it were, that Russia can even provide a variety of opportunities for very high -ranking citizens. You know, at the stations of the MCC, the signs are everywhere: "The possibility of falling from the platform!" They are everywhere, opportunities, you only need to be able to find them.

The new NGOs will be registered only a month later, and state -minded people, without waiting for merits from managing the Presidential Affairs, have already been worried about the search for various opportunities. So, for example, the new head of the Ministry of Natural Resources Dmitry Kobylkin spoke about opening opportunities at his first public speech as a minister - at the EP Conference “Direction 2026”. Kobylkin told prominent representatives of the ruling party that money needed money for the implementation of environmental programs (who would have thought, but! It is good that they began to finally take the smart people to the ministers), but he immediately consoled: “Resources for the implementation of this - within the country, I am convinced of this. How we get this money from the population is the most important question. This money, I do not want to say that they are all in stockings by the population, this money is in the hands of the population. How we get them: in the form of taxes through small and medium-sized businesses or in the form of some other mechanism. For example, we will issue bond loans of large infrastructure projects. If we correctly form the legislation and correctly release a bond loan at a percentage, people will bring us this money. ”

Fomin does not take into account another amazing possibility of saving budget funds. A proven method, which has established itself well under the Romanovs, and the Bolsheviks, and in the new Russia, and in Putin. You can not build roads at all

In general, prepare, citizens, wallets. The homeland gives you an amazing opportunity to become poorer in the name of great goals.

United Russia and roads

But do not think that only ministers are looking for opportunities to change our life. The member of the General Council of the United Russia party, Arkady Fomin, also performed at the already mentioned conference “Direction 2026”. “It is the effective spending of budget funds that we consider one of the main resources. Many opportunities and many questions; This is clearly seen in the example of road construction, ”said Fomin, and added that for the sake of saving, we could build narrower roads in Russia than now.

This is a touching moment, a reference to the classics, the conversation of one main trouble of the country about the other main trouble.

True, there is a shortage here. Fomin does not take into account another amazing possibility of saving budget funds. A proven method, which has established itself well under the Romanovs, and the Bolsheviks, and in the new Russia, and in Putin.

You can not build roads at all.

Gold for the opposition

Skeptics love to whine, as if in Russia there are no opportunities for the opposition. This, of course, is not true. A thoughtful person can find a lot of opportunities for opposition work. If only, of course, he is configured for a construct, and not on rampant criticism.

All that is necessary-not to scold the power of the authorities, but to see opportunities and realize them. A couple of months of shame, embarrassing, but non -immature work on dancing in the show “Review of the Eternal President” - and now the budget financing of your party has increased by 7.5 times

You must be aware that registered parties, whose candidates took part in the presidential election, receive payments from the budget - 20 rubles. For every voting voice. Already not bad, but the leader of the LDPR Vladimir Zhirinovsky at the end of last year proposed increasing the rate - up to 152 rubles. For the voice. Introduced the corresponding bill. The other day, the document happily passed the first reading, and, as experts say, has every chance of being accepted.

All that is necessary-not to scold the power of the authorities, but to see opportunities and realize them. A couple of months of shame, embarrassing, but non -immature work on dancing in the show “Review of the Eternal President”, and now the budget financing of your party has increased by 7.5 times.

More than 4 million people voted for Zhirinovsky in the elections. In the future - receiving 600 million rubles approximately. For ingenuity and lack of disgust - not such a bad price. And let the skeptics continue to whine and begging.

People are in the windows

True, there is a risk that all these enchanting possibilities (especially in the case of their implementation) will not set up Russians in an optimistic way, and this is at best. There is, but here is the main thing - not to give up.

The deputies have breakthrough ideas in stock. For example, a bill on recognizing the holiday of the day of Paris in 1814 is waiting for, for example. So far, however, it is not clear whether they will accept, the profile committee doubts, but in vain. There are already whole abysses of opportunities open: you can celebrate the day of Berlin in a seven -year war, and so on, up to the day of burning, the the isoled by the holy princess Olga.

And if a series of new holidays with mandatory parades will not help out, there is simply a brilliant offer from the Rostov-on-Don authorities. Emergency houses were scorched by cloths depicting new and beautiful houses to the World Cup in different cities (this, however, was practiced by old technologies before any championship). But in Rostov they went on, and not just covered the collapsed house with a cloth, but also painted happy citizens in the windows.

Putin promised us a breakthrough - and this is a breakthrough! Satisfied citizens, it turns out, can be simply drawn. And dissatisfied ... And the dissatisfied themselves are to blame. It was necessary to know where you live, and what happens for this, as the great Platonov bequeathed to us.

Our defenders

48% of Russians consider the Prosecutor's Office the main defender of their rights and freedoms

21% - Ministry of Internal Affairs

14% - courts

11% - FSB

Source: VTsIOM, May 2018

* The author’s opinion may not coincide with the opinion of the editorial office