Commandant month

The mundial in the besieged fortress is the phenomenon of little studied. However, some information based on the practical experience of observation has already been received, and let's understand them. We will analyze this rather difficult case.

First of all, we note a purely external aspect. The gates of the fortress are unlocked, and there are a special kind of foreigners - fans, without unnecessary visas and delays, fans are launched. Among them are the citizens of those countries that have long been declared enemy. They are accepted with that special intensity of hospitality, which must be characterized by the authorities and residents of the besieged fortress, who have been extended in large sports holidays with the participation of foreign guests. The most relaxed from local girls even get drunk with them and give them their love, for which they are subjected to reptitions in the local youth newspaper. In general, during the mundial, the besieged fortress loses the visible features of the besieged fortress, gaining the appearance of the free city, whose inhabitants are happy and all loved.

The mundial is also interesting from the point of view of purely economic with an emphasis on the robbery of workers. For under the noise, which grows into the roar of the stands filled with fans, the leadership conducts pension reform in his fortress and increases VAT, and this is an important moment in the relations of reformers with reformed. On the one hand, people are unhappy, in connection with which sociologists fix the fall in the rating of the commandant of the besieged fortress. On the other hand, the mundial and other Olympiads in this citadel is so rarely imported that fun - at least during the days of the championship - displaces sorrow and painful forebodings.

Yes, and it’s too late to murmur. They themselves chose the power, the fortress, and old age. That is why the rating of the commandant, although it is reduced, does not collapse, and there are good reasons to assume that, upon completion of the football championship, the commandant’s office will solve its economic problems at the expense of the population without difficulty.

It is even more interesting to observe how the inhabitants of the besieged fortress are rooting for their national team. Their long-term longing for a good game performed by fellow countrymen manifests itself in the fact that victories in the initial stage of the championship over obviously weak Saudis and low-power Egyptians causes a sense of popular glee. On the contrary, the defeat from rather strong Uruguayans plunges besieged in mourning, softened by thoughts that stupid hopes had not been nourished before, and combined with the expectations of the upcoming crushing defeats. The latter, in the framework of the mundial, and many after. In other games, according to the already rooted sad tradition.

Therefore, on the eve of the match with the Spaniards, one of the best teams in the world, the fortress freezes in the anticipation of trouble - and the more the shock of the audience who see the heroic Victoria in a series of eleven meters. During these hours, the leg of Akinfeev, who repelled the penalty, is equated in status to the holy relics, and the commandant’s spokeswoman remembers the chronicles on May 9, 1945-the Victory Day in the most terrible wars that the indestructible and legendary army of serf miracles still waged. The last battle, lost to the Croats in the quarterfinals of the championship, is perceived as a feat of 300 Spartans who miraculously survived and returned wounded home in some kind of heavenly sparta, and thousands of people honors them, as triumphants, which in any Uralvai, nor in Croatia, could not happen anywhere. And only here, in this besieged fortress, which has its own unique holidays - with tears in his eyes.

The mundial in the besieged fortress is the phenomenon is poorly studied, and yet some conclusions on the fresh traces of what he saw and experienced take a chance. It is known that this fortress often works on the road, growing by lands, in connection with which its inhabitants in the mass of their deaf to other people's misfortunes, sufferings and deaths and always consider themselves right. However, the vague sense of guilt, despite the enormous successes achieved by military propaganda, is also known to them. Hence the wild excitement, and the desire to win any victory, even athletic, to imagine as a confirmation of their own correctness - and the awareness of some tragic disorder in the Fatherland, and the dreams of another life, and the craving for it, and the happiness of fraternity with foreigners, who on other days, are accepted almost all of the abyss. The pride that we can destroy this world, which drove us into the penalty area before serving the corner, and the desire to merge with it, not distinguishing defeats from victories.

The stupid hatred is strong what to say, and when the Lipetsk governor in his Twitter flew to the mundial of the soul of the Germans killed by the Germans during two world wars - this is a clear and unambiguous diagnosis not for him alone. Such thoughts are sometimes carried in their heads and pronounced aloud, from the authorities and its voters when they watch football. In the besieged fortress, this is the norm, as well as the erased tweet with the explanation that the enemies threw the enemies to the microblog. It’s just that the governor has the highest authorities, which is not kinder, but smarter than him.

However, the fortress was drew to people, and the life in it in anticipation of new heroic football losses and shameful political conquests. For which, as the historical experience clearly shows, catastrophes follow, and the besieged fortress collapses under the burden of these endless inglorious victories. It collapses by itself, and the judge in the field only spreads with his hands, and the rivals are discouraged, because there was no one to play with and no one to restrain.