Translated material
"Ukr ... s!"
What can be heard from first -graders today
Often on the first of September, classes began with the "Lesson of the World". They sent manuals, class teachers were preparing. Now, thank God, they did not send anything. And right now I thought about this lesson.
Today we are again preparing for the first of September, which this year was for the third. We come up with something with teachers. This is the twentieth first of September since the opening of the new building of our school. And first -graders with parents will soon go to buy gladioli for which they will be “strung” like a barbecue, and they will be absolutely shocked at an unprecedented new life, which they will live for 11 years.
Then the eleventh graders will remove them from gladioli and put on reflective vests with the names of each. And they will immediately become well -known personalities.
And all day first -graders will be the most noticeable children at school, everyone will come up and get acquainted with them ... Because they are wonderful.
And in the spring, when they only entered school, we, of course, talked with them. Here are some scraps of our conversations.
About space
- Squirrel and arrow were the first dogs that flew into space and flew with good feelings.
- ( The girl recalls the planets. ) "Peter, Jupiter ..."
About countries
- In India, chess originated. I tried to play the party. The party was good <...> lost!
We lived by the shore and in the mornings went there Hindu and shouted: "Khachapuri, hot khachapuri!"
- The country? ( He selects the word for a long time. ) - Ukr ... s!
WORDS
- The Fox breed is to make tricks.
- I know the Sandy Street.
- Are there a lot of sand?
- No, everyone is squeaking there.
Greece - everyone is warming up there.
( Show the telescope .)
- What is this?
- Binoculars!
- Binoculars, this is when two, and when one?
- Odelnovykl!
-Christmas is New Year in English.
- No, this is another Christianity.
- No, the New Year is when Santa Claus gives gifts, and Christmas - when parents.
About the family
- I have a wonderful family, my parents gave just like that to buy turtles!
- Once, dad had to do an injection, and grandmother taught mom to do a injection on dolls. And then my mother taught me!
- On dolls?
- No, on dad!
- My mother is the mayor of the store.
- I have a wonderful family and ...
( Pause. )
- Well, who is in your family, what do they do?
( Silence. )
- Do you have parents?
- Eat! But I don’t look at what they do there!
- I studied a lot with my dad at home.
“Excellent, then now we will see what a talented dad is.”
- No, he is at work now!
- I have a cat!
- What is the name?
- The name was not prepared.
- And how do you call it when you pour the food?
- Dina, go!
- My mother’s name is Inna, well, what can be said about her <...> well, she is so acrobatic.
About the future
- I want to become a pilot in the Far North.
- Why exactly there?
- There is more dangerous and therefore pay more.
( After some time, children give a dance task to move to the music, like detectives and spies. The boy sits aside and does not dance .)
- Why don't you dance?
- I do not want to be a detective and a spy ...
- And if in the Far North, and you are looking for where to plant a helicopter?
- A! Or I'm looking for where the Saint Maria ship is hidden!
( And went to move like a detective. )
- I want to play in the theater!
- And what role would you like to play in the play? Princess?
- Yes, at least a parrot ...
( The boy pulls his hand. ) And the parrots live as much as they want. Here.
MISCELLANEOUS
- I will perform my song! Only now, a minute!
- Why?
“So she still needs to come up with!”
- Fuuu how it smells of paint!
- ( Near the girl is dreamy. ) Green, probably.
Sergey Kazarnovsky , Director of the Educational Center-School No. 686 "Class Center"-especially for "New"