Fucked about two

All the jokes about Petrov-Boshirov as future deputies of the State Duma are already played, but these are wrong jokes. They cannot become meadow, and the laws that will immortalize the names of Russian tourists who returned from Salisbury will not be adopted. There isanother case here, and that's why.

First of all, two bombs in one funnel, that is, three expanded killers in one State Duma, do not fall. In addition, Andrei Lugovoi, the current deputy of the lower house from the LDPR, was, whatever one may say, a public face even before he became famous in England and far beyond the United Kingdom. Even in prison, he sat, spreading over the legend, supposedly for an unsuccessful attempt to organize the escape of one of Berezovsky’s closest friends. Unlike his accomplice, Kovtun, who was not entering the oligarchs before the murderous scandal with Polonia, was not a hero of criminal chronicles - and therefore did not become a folk chosen one. Finally, the names of the murderers of Alexander Litvinenko thundered quite soon after the tea party in the Bar of the London Hotel "Millennium", and still hardly anyone doubts that these are their genuine names.

About those of our compatriots who landed on March 2 in the capital of Great Britain and returned home on March 4, you can not say anything like this. It is only known that they look about 40 years old. Their passport data, according to British counterintelligence, is in question, and this is an important clarification. Not every GRU officer, setting off on the scheduled task, will present his real Xiva to the border guards. It is most of all that he will turn into "Petrov", for the Petrovs, as in England, Johnsons, or become "Boshirov", since this last name is rare and it is unlikely that among its real media a 100 % Russian spy will be found. But there is no court to ner.

In general, the successful Duma career of our travelers is very disturbed by the fact that it is terribly difficult to find. This, by the way, is the official point of view of the Kremlin. As the press secretary of Peskov put it , "England, thousands of Russian citizens visit London annually" in order to find these visitors in Russia, "we need to get a request from the British side." And Teresa May, imagine, does not send requests, and if he speaks out on a given topic, then in an “unacceptable” tone. Although everyone knows that in such a tone you can’t talk to us, because we will be offended, become isolated in ourselves and fundamentally we will not look for anyone. Including potential deputies, even from the LDPR faction.

There is another problem related to the fate of failed lawmakers. How, among thousands of Russians who really come to London in the mass order, the British calculated these two? The short -term visit does not mean anything. Surely, in search of the killers, the detectives had to check different versions, until the most dull was confirmed: they flew from Moscow, skipped where necessary, threw out a “in the form of a bottle” bubble from the famous company - and immediately flew away, and again to Moscow. The question comes down to how quickly the enemy counterintelligence managed to go out on the trail of these two from the casket and what they know, and with them the leaders of the English special services and the Prime Minister.

There is a suspicion that they know much more than they say, and have long known. Otherwise, Teresa May is hardly almost immediately after the poisoning of Sergei and Julia Skripaley could have been able to say that the former agent and his daughter were almost killed by orders from Moscow. And to present such significant evidence to their Western colleagues that they immediately agreed to send Russian diplomats in jointly with London. Apparently, this means that precious information about Petrov and Boshirov came directly from the GRU, it is also the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, and it is possible that their genuine names also sounded in some very classified and tested room for Dauning Street for bugs. And it may be necessary to drag the time from spring to autumn to the British in order to evacuate the next Skripal from the Russian Federation. Well, to listen to what their respected Russian partners will say during these months - from Putin to Nebenzi.

Now this lesson is becoming even more exciting: to listen to what they say in the Kremlin, on Smolenskaya, on TV ... what else will come up with. It seems to be necessary to look for heroes and urgently launch into the Duma. But how do you run them when they did not even serve in the protection of Berezovsky? It seems to be necessary to catch them and present them to the world, proving that the light has not yet seen more innocent of these people. But why so humiliate so when Teresa May rudely insults our leaders, and with them our Motherland, our people? It only remains what to study under a microscope presented photographs and in complete loneliness to deal with the UN rostrum. By a mournful eye, tracking the ruble exchange rate and reading predictable fresh news about another mass expulsion of Russians declared by spies.

And what to do in response, except to symmetrically send Western diplomats? It would be worth showing a nuclear missile, but they have already shown, and more than once. It would be necessary to carry out the rampant military exercises, but they have already conducted it. And best of all, Petrov and Boshirov, no matter how they were called there, put them in the Duma seats - after all, Lugovoi, you agree, became an adornment of the lower house, and his law in a sense acts no worse than poison. It’s a pity that you can’t.