Evening Medusa

September 25th. Kremlin - punishes, "Russian Post" - earns, Sakhalin - teaches (b)

News

The Kremlin will punish the LDPR and the Communist Party for the victory in the governor’s election (have you decided to play politics?!). In public transport, the person recognition system will be introduced (for our good, as usual). The FSB began a check due to the leakage of the data of Petrov and Boshirov (the best proof that all these data is true). The presidential administration brought a million signatures against pension reform (yes, at least a billion, what will it change?). Aeroflot for the first time compiled a “black list” of passengers (there are so far only three notorious rowlars). "Russian Post" will earn 3.7 billion rubles for advertising in just a year (a joke about the slowness of the Russian Post).

Scandinavian sagas (modern)

Sweden quarrels with China. The Stockholm police kicked Chinese tourists from the hotel at night - they arrived at the hotel 14 hours earlier and wanted to spend all this time in the lobby. And not just kicked out - but took it to the cemetery a few kilometers from the hotel (do not ask). The China Embassy condemned the police actions - but only it got worse: instead of apologizing, the Swedes began to joke over the Chinese in humorous programs. And over your own racism too.

Norway quarrels with Russia. The Norwegian Security Service several days ago detained at the airport of Oslo an employee of the apparatus of the Federation Council Mikhail Bochkarev. He is suspected of illegal intelligence - supposedly he “suspiciously behaved” in the building of the Norwegian parliament. The Russian Foreign Ministry is very unhappy and demands to immediately free Bochkarev. But it is possible thatthe Russian was arrested for a reason , but with the aim of exchange for a 62-year-old citizen of Norway, who was arrested in Russia for espionage in December 2017.

The text of the day (very important!)

Replacing therapy is the most effective method against drug addiction, which is used in dozens of countries. But Russia has been actively fighting for the past many years with the "treatment of drug addiction" and within the country where methadone is outside the law, and beyond. Especially for Medusa, journalist Georgy Vanuntz figured out why replacement therapy is prohibited in Russia - and how the Foreign Ministry tries to impose this ban on the whole world.

I-and-and-and-and ... Picture!

Following the Minister of Education of Bashkiria, the Governor of Sakhalin flashed with knowledge of the Russian language. At first he wrote “-t” instead of “-t” in the phrase “Sakhalin learns”, and then his ~~ laughed the children ~~ the press service came up with an incredibly elegant excuse.

Do not be lazy to study, otherwise you will be like the governor of Sakhalin. Grisha Levchenko