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There was a tragedy in Kerch. Today the son went to school (Petersburg) ... At the entrance to the school - a crowd. Everyone is driven through the frames-even teachers, but not once, if something rings. Just not a school, but an airport. As a result, the lesson began 10 minutes later. They dig everything that rings - teachers 'bags, students' backpacks. This situation reminds me of an old joke.
A drunk something is looking for a lantern.
- What are you looking for?
- I lost the clock.
- Where did you lose?
- There
- Why are you looking here?
- Here is lighter.