"I drank, walked, walked barefoot, grew up a brought up goat." Facebook invent ditties in ancient Greek myths

On October 26, Ekaterina Sirovskaya from Moscow published on Facebook a screenshot of Twiz user Amtalkingwhat, which said: “One publishing house ordered me ditties according to the myths of ancient Greece for schoolchildren,” and immediately offered her own options for such ditties.

For example:

Zeus is going on the policy,

He gives out gifts to everyone.

To whom the son, who is a daughter,

If only Greece is helped!

The original tweet about ditties was published back in October 2017-then commentators came up with about a hundred "ancient Greek" ditties. Sirovskaya friends developed the topic and wrote more than 750 comments under her post, and reposted the recording more than a thousand times. Most ditties are free, but correctly retells ancient Greek myths. Here are some of them (others, no less funny, contain obscene abuse, they can be read on Facebook):

About Zeus:

My Milok is not like you:

The daughter gave birth to from his head

Drank, walked, walked barefoot

Grew up by a goat.

And about Prometheus:

My Milenok Prometheus

Arrived at the Congress of Doctors -

Present a dissertation

About regeneration.

And about the argonauts who traveled for the golden rune:

Argonauts through Pont

We drove for the skin ...

Well, we enjoy here

Ancient culture!

And about the lover of the Argonaut Jason Medeya:

Here Medea fell in love

Brother and father killed.

Helped to pick up the rune

And she killed the children, mother!

And about all the Trojans at once:

Past Troy in Dardanellah

We will not go without jokes,

Then we’ll throw a horse under the door,

Then we will steal Elena.

And about Medusa Gorgon, of course:

I walked in a field, I walked with a forest

Suddenly I look - Perseus with Hermes.

They to me: Well, Medusa?

The head is not a burden?