Miraculous TV

Putin and Malakhov as Santa Frosts of the New Age

On the eve of the New Year, a Comedy Club roller appeared on the Web - a program that comes out on the TNT channel. However, it was this video that did not go on the air, and who released it on the vastness of the Internet is a mystery. Moreover, after a short time, the video from the network evaporated. But the memory of him was preserved in the hearts of those who managed to enjoy the work of the authors of Comedy Club (in particular, the artist Dmitry Grachev, the performer of the role of Putin in most plots, where the president previously appeared).

The presidential motorcade on the night highway is going, therefore. And suddenly slows down. Because right on the path of the motorcade, a tiny kitten is found. Then comes out of the car himself, ordered to stop the motorcade. He throws somewhere to the side: "Bring him milk." And then on the night road, quite by accident, the crew of all federal channels, which capture this unexpected road case.

Funny? Yes. It's a shame for the "hero" of the plot? In my opinion, not at all. Everyone knows the inescapable thrust of the prototype for children and animals. For all many years of his presidency, PR PR managers of Putin have invented so many such plots that the parodies on them did not defeat the bright image of a large friend of animals and children who could create genuine miracles.

In less than a few days after the appearance of a parody video on the network, as all television channels with emotion showed and commented on a very similar plot from Putin’s real life.

The President, who arrived at Christmas in his native St. Petersburg, visited the Peter and Paul Fortress, where an exhibition of ice sculptures was organized. “Her guests could make a trip around the world, make a desire and even meet the president himself,” the Time program enthusiastically said. From the Peter and Paul Cathedral, where the president with a retinue went, they did not begin to expel ordinary people, and therefore "there were no ends from those who wanted to take a picture with the president."

And here is the apotheosis of the Christmas plot: "Vladimir Putin's motorcade was ready to move when the president lost another request to take a picture - for the sake of a young girl who cried."

While he, hugging the girl, fulfilled her innermost desire-to take a picture with him next to him, her mother, also almost crying with happiness, screamed because of the frame: “Thank you! Thank you!"

A living human girl from a real television network, of course, is not a homeless kitten on a night track - from a parody of Comedy Club. And the audience must have once again touched the humanity of the most human of people. But even the kitten did not violate the bright image of the “all” virtue and the miracle worker, who is constantly baking about the good of the whole living neighborhood. But go - you stood out of the public space with a stomach, so that all sorts of dentists would not be laughed at the saint.

They say that on New Year's Eve, whatever he wishes, everything will always happen, everything always comes true. Traditionally, the fulfillment of desires on New Year's Eve is associated with Santa Claus - a wizard and a wizard, for whom it is impossible ... not enough. However, only kids believe in Santa Claus. And in Putin - almost everything, from small to great. And therefore, on the New Year's air, the president, of course, went around Santa Claus, almost every day fulfilling the most diverse desires.

On December 20, immediately after a tiring large press conference, Putin did not go to rest, but gave a twenty-minute interview with the blind girl Regina, who, in a letter to the project “Dream with me”, spoke about her secret desire to talk with the president. In the end, she asked for permission to touch the president’s face, and he allowed her. “You are beautiful,” said the girl, having finished tactile contact. And she earned the warm hug of the hero.

Then he fulfilled the wishes of four more little dreamers-one gave the opportunity to take a video from the presidential plane, the other to fly over St. Petersburg by helicopter. Another girl, thanks to the assistance of the president, visited Mosfilm. And another boy dreamed of just shaking his hand to the president, and this dream, of course, also came true.

Needless to say, all this time, cameras of all federal channels invariably turned out to be near the guys and the president,

Which captured the historical moments of Putin's meetings with young fans and the touching scenes of their communication under the New Year Herringbone.

However, on the eve of the New Year, Putin had a competitor on the federal air - Andrei Malakhov, who, in the last issue of the outgoing year, summed up the results of the man -made miracles that happened in the life of people thanks to the “live broadcast” show. On the screen were demonstrated letters that are written on TV suffering and disadvantaged from all over the country. On most envelopes, instead of the mailing address, the words written by hand: “Television. Andrei Malakhov ”(as the children write letters to Santa Claus - in full confidence that they will certainly find the addressee who will fulfill their dream).

In the final issue, the heroes of previous programs gathered who were able to get prostheses, challenge court decisions, go for rehabilitation to the Crimea, legalize almost closed shelter for disadvantaged people.

And the main character of the “live broadcast” was an elderly woman from the Vologda region, the plot of which he scored hundreds of thousands of views on the Internet. In the village where she lives, the bridge collapsed, and the inhabitants to get to the store on the other side of the river were forced to cross the river - in the summer, in the winter on ice. The local authorities with the construction of a new bridge were in no hurry-they called different terms, but the “live broadcast” and the Malakhov performed-and built a new bridge in the village.

“If it weren’t for Andrei Malakhov, we wouldn’t have a bridge,” the heroine of the benefactor thanks and bow to his belt.

Guests in the studio are happily smiling and applauding to someone who helped solve unhappy people for years to solve problems. After all, if it were not for the magic of his name and the magical power of TV, they would have fought alone with indifferent officials who are obliged to help their residents, they did not hit a finger on a finger until TV intervened.

That is why the need for a miracle is so great that many do not hope for anything else. Here the master (president) will come-the master will judge us and (possibly) someone selectively made us happy. Here we will break on the air to Malakhov - and there will be a bridge (prostheses, a wheelchair, a review of a court decision, a ticket to the sanatorium, money for treatment that good people will collect the whole world). True, life after a selfie with Putin or the broadcast of Malakhov will no longer be easier. But the memory of the miracle will warm the hearts of once -made Russians with long winter evenings. And the winter will be big.