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How Dmitry Kiselev went to visit Yuri Dudu

At the time, it was: in the recent past, the leading on the central channels called celestials, and many were revered by the most reliable sign of success and professional viability to get to them in an interview. And now the “celestials” themselves are running at the first call of fashion bloggers, because it is prestigious and attracts young.

It would seem that why Dmitry Kiselev, a large media official and a leading weekly information and analytical program on one of the country's main television channels, accept the boy’s invitation in torn pants? Why go to the show with the frivolous name "Vedud"? He lacks his loyal audience - a respectable audience, who believes him as God? It is the people of the age of “survival”, which make up the address audience “Vesti of the Week”, after each broadcast, putting the validol tablet under the tongue, running around salt, matches and flour in the event of a nuclear war. Kiselev and the dead will convince that Russia in the ring of enemies and the whole world sleeps and sees how to erase us from the face of the earth.

But not enough. Carecally lacking. And before your own children, you need to hold the style.

It was before that they would be proud that they show their folder on TV every Sunday. Now give them Dudya. This is cool and modern. Well, the “folder” went to the “Vedud” show, so that, firstly, to show the “living” Dudia to the children of the “living”, and secondly, to devote this helicopter so that the ungrateful offspring would finally understand the true price of their stuffy idols and evaluate the unsurpassed abilities of the parent.

Kiselev took his sons with him and planted in the same studio where shooting was going on, but behind the scenes. As a group of support and cover. Children are generally a win -win option.

Even the most cynical interviewer is unlikely to decide to release dubious jokes with them, and even more so - to use non -normative vocabulary, in which Yuri Dud usually does not deny himself. In addition, Dmitry Kiselev set a condition - the interview not to mount, show without abbreviations. Do he not know what miracles do the installation, sometimes turning the wise guy into an idiot and changing the meaning of what he said to the opposite. It cannot be excluded that he also stipulated the right to get up and leave at any moment of the record if some questions seem to him inappropriate or offensive. Plus, of course, home blanks that the guest did not fail to use, demonstrating to his sons what is, there are still gunpowder in the powders, and not these presumptuous puppies with him, a seasoned wolf, to crash.

And the Dud asked the “wolf” an innocent, in essence, question: what is the size of his pension? Not salaries, I note, namely, the pensions, which most Russians (unless they are deputies or employees of the special services) know which: a little more, a little less - depending on the length of service. Not Newton Bin.

Kiselev, I suspect, really does not remember what kind of pension he has: for sure, there is a mere trifle compared to very high (as he himself admitted later) by official salary. However, hearing the word “size”, he decided to show out wit and put Dudia in Kalosha.

“Look,” the virtuous father of the family began thoughtfully, “you can lower your pants and show your small member, which you once talked about in one of your programs?”

It’s really difficult to embarrass Dudia, but here, in the presence of children, he, also suitable for the guest in his sons, almost dumbfounded. Squeezed: "I have no reason for this." “You see, you have restrictions,” the guest suggested instructively, noting that he and him have. And his mother taught him that it was indecent to publicly discuss his own or other people's earnings. Having, apparently, is extremely successful to appeal to the physiological features of his interviewer, Kiselev repeated a little later again: “We do not specify the numbers or did you decide to present your economy?”

In general, just like Shukshin’s: cut off. After that, the Dud after that was somehow a hat, and soon I realized: this character is not to make sure, especially if you yourself, when preparing an interview, rely on the hero’s “self-sufficiency”, did not fall in advance in the sleeve in the form of facts and numbers that can defeat a dubious argument.

Kiselev further continued to humiliate the young colleague, blaming him for bad training and ignorance of the texture: "You fall in my eyes lower and lower, I, honestly, thought about you better."

After a couple of days, the rain TV channel in the special issue of the Fake-Nuus program easily exposed the “main excuses and lies” of Kiselev himself in the resonant interview of Dudu. According to the author and leading program of Ilya Shepelin, "Dudia Kiselev was fooling about the same as his spectators-it was not for nothing that he was once nicknamed the false dimitr." Illustrating Kiselev’s statement about prices, “not dramatic for the vast majority of the population”, the Rain crew interviewed buyers near one of the Moscow supermarkets. Everyone recognized this increase dramatic for themselves, explaining the Kiselevsky passage by the fact that he never lived the life of a simple Russian. Kiselev’s economic calculations (regarding the loans that Russia distributes to other countries without hope to return them) were also defeated using real numbers and facts. Well, and there is a lot of things for the little things. But the Ministry of Justice of Germany, in response to a request from journalists from the German channel Ostwest, denied the fact that a person named Sergei Kiselev was accused under the article “Terrorism” or under any other article related to terrorist actions.

Many Facebook users considered this release of the program Yuri Dudia in a failure: Duda de simply lost the task-to bring the hero to clean water and show the audience how they are foolish by high-class propagandists. However, in this sight, of course, there was something bewitching.

So the game of a well -fed experienced cat with a mouse that has fallen into its paws. He is not going to eat her, but he is lying back and forth, letting go for a second, and then overtaking again and not leaving the victim of the departure.

At the same time, normal people sympathize with mice - not without reason in the famous cartoons it is the mouse pursued by the cat that turns out to be inventive than the tormentor and comes up with more and more intrigues that greatly complicate his life.

The impressive, collapsing in a chair, lazily supplies the words of Kiselev, covered by the children, showed himself in the transfer of Dudia in all its glory, and this mirror does not flatter him. Why do you feel more?