Your USS has peel off

“Deep Russia” is decorated with the Universiade: felled pine trees stick into trumpets of pipes, dirt is covered with snow from bags

Remember, in Saratov, teachers put down the snow on plastic bags, and you were outraged? In vain. The snow came in handy: here it is, in the same bags already in the center of Krasnoyarsk. Throw out on top of the black - towards the Universiade. By the arrival of foreigners and the president. Perhaps, and not one, they are waiting for, at least, Alexander Lukashenko. And they could fall asleep with polystyrene crumbs. Or lime. Or paint the snow with white oil.

Happy people go to look at clean snow in the city center, express emotions. The authorities that gave people joy, disowned, so perhaps this is a local initiative. There have already been reports that the responsibility for white snow was taken by the Yenisei Gallery shopping center.

Meanwhile, the city hall, meanwhile, commented on the new technology of landscaping the city for the sports holiday and the visit of dear guests: felled Christmas trees and pine trees stick into trimming metal pipes. What creates from afar the appearance of a living coniferous oasis.

Since the Krasnoyarsk residents love their power and cannot believe that for the sake of this, she cut down trees in the forest, a version of New Year's Christmas trees from garbage was born. Indeed: one size, indoor, and there, like mine, battered, crumbling ... threw it a week ago. By the way, the answer to the question is why, recently, garbage has not been taken out for a long time. And I was about to write an ode of our stripping power - everything goes into business: both snow, and even cork from garbage. Already friends and relatives wrote from St. Petersburg and the mound that they were ready to share snow, as the city hall suddenly transferred the arrows to power engineers. They, they say, cut down Christmas trees in the territories where their objects are located - this is their duty. Well, then they offered the city to use felled trees for "landscaping".

However, the Krasnoyarsk branch of IDGC of Siberia went refused. They say: if something has been cut down recently, then only poplar and other deciduous ones.

And Topol, as Krasnoyarsk knows from the previous governor Viktor Tolokonsky, "these are not trees." And it was he, Tolokonsky, promised that “one hundred thousand new trees” would appear to the Universiade, real, not poplars, in return for 35 thousand universiade facilities. And this is the previous mayor of Edham Akbulatov announced the landings under the slogan "Million City - a million trees." The current Governor Alexander the USS and mayor Sergei Yeremin did not say anything like this. There is no one to ask.

Stand. So what is still stuck in the wasteland? They say that the restless remains of the New Year bazaars.

In the hope that the Universiade will stand - they will not crumble completely and will not fall. It is not clear why then the artificial ones were not stuck. They put the luminous sakura, cedars and apple trees for many years on the central streets - Chinese plastic stuffed animals with illumination. What prevented it? Somewhere in the warehouses all this imitation of the flora and its modernization lies-such trees do not get sick under the emissions of industry, do not sweep the fallen foliage. It is not necessary to trim to cylindrical four -meter stumps, phallic symbols - this ritual is called a “haircut under the churochka” here. And not with trivial Christmas trees to decorate Krasnoyarsk. Here, Pelevin Stepa made a Zen garden of stones without stones, but with plastic palm trees and the sacred lingam of victory (three pieces) in the winter Moscow Region. And since life pretends to be literature and imitates it, the worse the winter capital of world student games?

A spruce branch from living Christmas trees, throw a 47-meter cross on the road to the city on the way to the city from the airport on the road to the Trokinskaya Gora. To in the same style. And, of course, plastic flowers. So that they are not stolen, it is necessary to scorch the petals with a lighter.

Everything, as it should be: an Orthodox cross, scrapers, Christmas trees and a spruce tree on the path to our enemies. Checkmate. "Rial Winter in Rial Saibiria" (the motto of such games).

Village. Potemkinskaya or Ereminskaya, Olympic or Universiades - the same our scraping as a prison. By the way, these are a s/c numerous Krasnoyarsk colonies in many ways and improve the city - all these endless fences that now block unsightful species, etc. However, what do we not know about our scraps? Who is surprised by the facades of the fan -drawn facades (there are not enough happy faces in the drawn windows, but maybe decorative more beautiful Siberians will still be delivered, arranged), all this is stretched well -being?

And all this would not have been worth two lines in the newspaper, if they had not tried to hide the main pain and trouble of Krasnoyarsk - environmental. About the Council of the Minister of Ecology of Russia to decorate and highlight the stinking factory pipes of Krasnoyarsk, about stopping at the Universiade of some enterprises, about smokeless coal, which is now distributed for the private sector for free, the new one has already written.

And the main creators and beneficiaries of the environmental disaster in the millionth city launch balls for ecology in the sky, organize the collection of waste paper and work with the population under the motto “Rent a battery - save the hedgehog”.

Hedgehog, their mother. Hedgehog.

We do not have any hedgehogs in Silent Hill, they are not found here.

The country-decoration.