Party suffering

From love to "United Russia" - one step

Valentine's Day is a kind of all-Russian subbotnik in the field of love. A day of a year stands out to clear the love space, understand feelings, clarify who you still love, and who is no longer, wipe someone's numbers on the phone and score a new one-for life, of course. In an extreme case, if you do not glue with new love, you can call the old, stainless, and, as in the old years, to bring it to the cinema: love all ages with popcorn.

With love for a person is more or less clear. But on this day they remind us that there is still love for the homeland and even the party. And here, too, you need to show yourself somehow. How? You won’t send Valentine’s homeland. And you won’t write the parties: “You are alone ...” It will be so unconstitutional. This polygamy is prohibited from us, not a multi -party.

But, look, as the day of St. Valentine's Day in Ufa, in the Bashkortostan branch of United Russia, resourcefully celebrated last week. In the lobby of the Youth Theater, where on that day an expanded meeting of the Presidium of the regional branch was held, a large banner was hung out, when creating which, apparently, they consulted with a zoologist and cardiologist: a party bear in a frame of many hearts.

And an impeccable call, when the drawing of which was clearly not without the advice of an experienced philologist: "Fall in love with United Russia."

That's right. The last two words without quotes and the same capital letters. And you can’t do it. Try to say that the party immodestly builds eyes and offers to fall in love with it. And they will explain to you that there is no quotation marriage, and, therefore, we are talking about Russia, about the homeland. And the call to love the homeland - it is appropriate any day. At least on Trifon's day, even on the day of the Russian post.

The head of the Regional Executive Committee of United Russia Rustem Akhmadinurov, to whom local observers attribute the authorship of the idea, was willingly photographed against the background of a banner with everyone. They were given another heart in the size of a basin for washing linen and with the same proposal that cannot be abandoned: "fall in love with United Russia." Who thought about what, taking pictures (about the homeland or the party), is his personal.

Love inadvertently comes to it - this is known. But “United Russia” needs that it does not accidentally come to our citizens and not when it came, but by September, exactly to the elections. In the same Bashkortostan, the acting head of the republic, Radiy Khabirov, goes to the elections straight from United Russia.

Agree, after voting in the Duma for raising the retirement age, this is risky. In other regions, the authorities from the authorities are already shy of their party and depict self -nominated people. “But I am arranged differently,” says Khabirov. “I am a member of the party, and I am proud of it.”

It may be arranged differently, only United Russia cannot be arranged differently. Of course, until September, voters are thrown by a wide variety of valentines, and someone can really fall in love with this party. But someone else, looking at the lover, will be relieved to feel the third superfluous.