Vladimir, go ahead?

How Zelensky almost committed a revolution on Russian TV

The morning of the new week began with the inauguration of Zelensky. That was the first ritual of climbing the throne, which I looked from beginning to end. I was not so much interested in his political aspect as artistic.

Zelensky was faced with a difficult task: he had to compete with Goloborodko, that is, with himself.

In the series “Servant of the People”, the scene of the entry into the highest post of yesterday's history teacher is one of the strongest. In real life, this scene turned out to be no less powerful. Both the presidential speech and the ritual itself were marked by the accuracy of thought, gesture, words, intonation.

And at this time, the revolution was almost the revolution on Russian TV. The usual picture of the world, where Bandera, in an embrace with the Nazis prevents our peaceful homeland calmly, collapsed before our eyes. The actual vocabulary changed at the speed of sound. Tina Kandelaki herself, always attached to some higher knowledge, authoritatively explained why Zelensky was no longer a clown. Sweeped by enthusiasm, Sergei Markov yelled: "Vladimir, go ahead!" He shouted, looked around and, in order to avoid confusion, clarified whom we were talking about: "Vova, rest with all hands and legs, do not let yourself turn yourself into a criminal Poroshenko." Vova had not yet managed to follow the wise advice of Markov, and Strizhenova almost cried from emotion and hopes for a bright future. The installation phone call on the air sounded by the Aurora shot. A compassionate woman from Lugansk in a woman filed: I am sorry for this boy, he has a difficult work to restore the country, but we will help him.

Closer to noon, the attitude to the "boy" began to change. It turned out that Putin did not intend to congratulate Zelensky. Sheinin was released on the forefront.

He woke up from amnesia and automatically set his organ to the Russophobic Kyiv Law on Language. Two hours later, an alarming message came: Zelensky in a conversation with foreign guests remembered the "Russian military aggression." Heavy artillery was pulled to the front line. Soloviev, mobilizing the reserves of sarcasm in his body, began habitually, that is, down, through his lip, to smash Ukraine. To revive a dull repertoire, he saw a bad sign for the new president that fell on the floor of the certificate. By the next broadcast, the vague forebodings of Vladimir Rudolfovich took shape almost in insight. With Jesuit sympathy, he did not exclude fate John Kennedy for the young president.

By evening, the etheric revolution was finally resolved. Skabeeva came to. Until recently, she defended Zelensky from Zhirinovsky’s attacks, and then she immediately returned to her crown all -metal style. With such a voice, it is good to read the sentences. This time the sentence concerned the populism of the head of Ukraine. He was remembered by everything starting with a proposal to replace presidential portraits in responsible rooms in the photo of children. The last replica sounded especially piquant against the backdrop of a fresh interview with Nili Askerzade.

The Goskanala star, remarkable in many respects, strictly interrogated on the eve of Gref: why do not you have a portrait of Putin? German Oscarovich embarrassedly justified: I have a sculpture of Vladimir Vladimirovich.

The difference in political cultures has never been so visual. If this day was not there, he should have invented. Never before the Russian propaganda has been so close to failure. Attempts to understand the main phenomenon of our time are usually repelled from the existence of a clear strategy for managing the minds. The possibility of a muddy struggle in the format of two towers is allowed, but the presence of the general line itself is not denied by anyone. And suddenly, it turns out experimentally - there is nothing meaningful. There are a handful of small television subeners, always ready for anything. Their main task is to guess the direction of the Kremlin winds. However, a common thing for Russian history.

For the first time she almost sympathized with Soloviev. He is not so badly acting so badly. Not up to the intricacies of art, when you fight on the air with enemies for days on end. There are less forces for improvisation, more blanks, poorly built into the script that is falling apart along the play.

He is trying to kick Benya, but in the absence of facts it is necessary to force Jewish accent. Trying to take Zelensky (why he swore to the Gospel, and not on the Torah?), But in response - the bewilderment of like -minded people.

He tries to switch to vocals, wildly turning his eyes: “And the battle continues again. And Lenin is so young. ” Here he is overtaken by success - like -minded people applaud loudly.

We approach the main thing. Recently, Norkin, not the last nightingale of the empire, committed a feat - he exposed a reception. On the process of exposure, the NTV channel did not stir up in the evening prime time. The broken hour Norkin in the essay “Another format” sang songs, diligently bypassing the notes; I read humorous stories (on paper); painfully remembered, wiping sweat from his forehead, ancient jokes and bikes. Wonderful undertaking. Each propagandist should be given in a different format - and things in the country may be more lively. There was the same time when Solovyov sang in the frame. The power resisted, only became stronger. Let him sing further.

The next day, the games of the thrones ended. In the morning he called Zelensky early in the morning a bloody executioner. The picture of the world is restored. So we will win.