Moscow hand with a portfolio

The weak regions of the Russian Federation secured ministers

The country is wide, but there is a lot of narrow places in it. We have economically retarded regions that you can’t sew neither by the governors or the replaceable envoys of the president. There, birds do not sing, income does not grow, lottery tickets do not win.

And then they finally came up with how to be with them. Dmitry Medvedev appointed ten to weak regions of curators from among deputy prime ministers and federal ministers. Apparently, this was done in order. That is, the Prime Minister calls the subordinate, spreads the card in front of him: “Here you are Altai-let's fly away!”

Altai, by the way,, together with Karelia and the Republic of Tuva, went to the Minister of Economic Development Maxim Oreshkin, who, responsible for the whole country, had to fly already.

The Kurgan region was more fortunate than others - the Minister of Finance Anton Siluanov will oversee it.

One can imagine how the country's chief financier will be met at the Kurgan airport, not taking his eyes off his baggage and listening to whether something in his suitcases is rustling or only deafly tinkling.

The Minister of Culture Vladimir Medinsky, among the curators, seems to be not. And I would like to listen to what words he would express his impressions of close and prolonged contact with the Russian province. If he could not restrain himself in expressions, he would have to dismiss him because of the inconsistency of the position.

Something is not mentioned by the Minister of Defense Sergey Shoigu. Probably, they did not give him any region. Firstly, he does not obey Dmitry Medvedev. And secondly, why? What should he do there? Strengthen the defense capacity of some depressive outskirts? But no enemy will take her anyway. And if he takes, then in two days he will give back with an apology.

The same with the Minister of Foreign Affairs Sergei Lavrov. He has other concerns, he already oversees economically weak regions outside of Russia - Venezuela, for example. Give him a Mari Republic in the load? But there is not even oil, and out of natural wealth only princes and mosquitoes in the swamps.

One way or another, the idea is curious and deserves development. It would be nice not only in poor regions, but also in poor families throughout Russia to appoint curators. Say that we have millions of poor. And there are fewer all kinds of officials in offices, or what? Let them go, let them look into consumer baskets, let them study family budgets, let them tell me where to steal with the minimum damage for the country.

And if you think about it, everything needs to be done the opposite. It is necessary to secure the fuel regions for our ministers. See what Minister Abyzov did, behind whom no Adygea was looking after? And who will like the fate of the minister Ulyukaev, who remained unattended? No curators from the region looked into his basket to the operatives.

There are options, but for now the press service of the Prime Minister reports that a series of meetings dedicated to the lagging subjects of the Federation will be held.

Tribes and microphones are given in a state of readiness. Russia is a country of speakers and curators.